BBQdDude Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 In still trying to get around the fact you didn't make it out of the window, I have been damn near dead from my bac level and still always managed to make it out the window. A month ago the GF and I were driving home. I told her several times to slow down on drinking through the night but NO lol. On the way home she woke up, made that face; I knew what was coming. I roll down the passenger window and literally shoved her head out it while she was bitching WTF. Next thing chunks flew. I held that head out the window for a few minutes more for good measure. Now she won't let me hold her head down when giving me lap pleasures. WTF woman lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zx2guy19 Posted May 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Haha I'm glad you fucks are getting a chuckle at my expense. Again, I can't thank my wife enough for being such a good sport. I called her this morning on her way into work and she reiterated- no puke smell. I am honestly thankful I didn't die...could I have made it out the window? IDK- I woke up, turned to her and said "Do you have a bag?" She said no, and I threw up all over myself. Twice. I don't think I was coherent enough to even process what a window was. As I've said before...the image of me standing in front of my bathroom mirror, naked, with dried puke in my beard as I got into the shower, still drunk off my ass will forever be etched into my memory. I honestly looked like a ravenous animal that just ate another carcus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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