Ideas on how to mess with my neighbor.

[cstmg8]

First off, don't mess with anyone's cars, they're not yours......

Ok, now go Jack up the drive wheels and place a block under it so the tires are barely off the ground (not noticeably). Sit back and watch the hilarity that ensues.

[Green Bastard]

First off, don't mess with anyone's cars, they're not yours......

Ok, now go Jack up the drive wheels and place a block under it so the tires are barely off the ground (not noticeably). Sit back and watch the hilarity that ensues.

 

I forgot about this trick, definitely funny to watch.

[iwashmycar]

Mow your lawn more and always toss some grass clippings on them. That would get annoying. Don't have to mow everyday but if the shit looks nice and fresh just toss clippings on them lol.

[Hwilli1647545487]

Fuck his wife.

[SpaceGhost]

Fuck his wife.

 

[Geeto67]

I am assuming you don't have a HOA that can pick up this fight and literally fuck him into the ground on this issue?

 

First off, grow the fuck up. you don't own the on street parking in front of your house. I get that it's fun to vent about fucking with other people's shit but let's be real you aren't really going to do it and if you are going to do it you are kind of being a dick. I mean if you are really losing sleep over some dude parking cars in your neighborhood you must not have a lot to worry about, be thankful for that and move on with your life.

 

I can see you being concerned if he was actually inconveniencing you in some way but it sounds like you aren't really put out other than you have to look at crappy 10+ year old Toyota corollas parked in front of your house. I mean it isn't like he is parking a box truck with a ton of graffitied swear words on the side outside your house for 48 hours at a time, is he?

 

That doesn't mean you can't do something. First thing I would do is mark off how close he can legally park to your driveway. As someone else mentioned there is a minimum distance, so get out the spray paint and park the street with a white line and the curb red. Any time he parks over the line and into the red you call traffic enforcement to come out and ticket for blocking a driveway. After a few of those tickets he will get the message and either fall n line or move on.

 

Additionally any time he steps out of line for anything, like loud party or something, call for a noise complaint. The best way to incentivize his behavior is to cost him money, if he knows the whole neighborhood has it out for him and will report him for so much as farting too loud, he will figure it out.

 

You should also become an expert on your neighborhood homeowner covenants and local rules. There are restrictions on how many vehicles someone can continuously park, you just need to find where the restriction is and who enforces it. Do these cars have for sale signs on them? Because there are restrictions on running businesses out of your home as well.

 

Or you can run up behind him and smash him in the head with a brick - I mean that carries the same moral implications as damaging his legally parked property. If you really think he is doing something illegal, figure out the illegal activity and use the system, if not find something else to worry about.

[Bigbird]

I am assuming you don't have a HOA that can pick up this fight and literally fuck him into the ground on this issue?

 

First off, grow the fuck up. you don't own the on street parking in front of your house. I get that it's fun to vent about fucking with other people's shit but let's be real you aren't really going to do it and if you are going to do it you are kind of being a dick. I mean if you are really losing sleep over some dude parking cars in your neighborhood you must not have a lot to worry about, be thankful for that and move on with your life.

 

I can see you being concerned if he was actually inconveniencing you in some way but it sounds like you aren't really put out other than you have to look at crappy 10+ year old Toyota corollas parked in front of your house. I mean it isn't like he is parking a box truck with a ton of graffitied swear words on the side outside your house for 48 hours at a time, is he?

 

That doesn't mean you can't do something. First thing I would do is mark off how close he can legally park to your driveway. As someone else mentioned there is a minimum distance, so get out the spray paint and park the street with a white line and the curb red. Any time he parks over the line and into the red you call traffic enforcement to come out and ticket for blocking a driveway. After a few of those tickets he will get the message and either fall n line or move on.

 

Additionally any time he steps out of line for anything, like loud party or something, call for a noise complaint. The best way to incentivize his behavior is to cost him money, if he knows the whole neighborhood has it out for him and will report him for so much as farting too loud, he will figure it out.

 

You should also become an expert on your neighborhood homeowner covenants and local rules. There are restrictions on how many vehicles someone can continuously park, you just need to find where the restriction is and who enforces it. Do these cars have for sale signs on them? Because there are restrictions on running businesses out of your home as well.

 

Or you can run up behind him and smash him in the head with a brick - I mean that carries the same moral implications as damaging his legally parked property. If you really think he is doing something illegal, figure out the illegal activity and use the system, if not find something else to worry about.

 

You ruin everything.

[-Alex-]

Go around to competing dealerships, ask for bumper stickers, plate frames, any advertisement stuff and slap them on his cars. I imagine it'd chap his ass to advertise for someone else.

[Guest GMoney]

I am assuming you don't have a HOA that can pick up this fight and literally fuck him into the ground on this issue?

 

First off, grow the fuck up. you don't own the on street parking in front of your house. I get that it's fun to vent about fucking with other people's shit but let's be real you aren't really going to do it and if you are going to do it you are kind of being a dick. I mean if you are really losing sleep over some dude parking cars in your neighborhood you must not have a lot to worry about, be thankful for that and move on with your life.

 

I can see you being concerned if he was actually inconveniencing you in some way but it sounds like you aren't really put out other than you have to look at crappy 10+ year old Toyota corollas parked in front of your house. I mean it isn't like he is parking a box truck with a ton of graffitied swear words on the side outside your house for 48 hours at a time, is he?

 

That doesn't mean you can't do something. First thing I would do is mark off how close he can legally park to your driveway. As someone else mentioned there is a minimum distance, so get out the spray paint and park the street with a white line and the curb red. Any time he parks over the line and into the red you call traffic enforcement to come out and ticket for blocking a driveway. After a few of those tickets he will get the message and either fall n line or move on.

 

Additionally any time he steps out of line for anything, like loud party or something, call for a noise complaint. The best way to incentivize his behavior is to cost him money, if he knows the whole neighborhood has it out for him and will report him for so much as farting too loud, he will figure it out.

 

You should also become an expert on your neighborhood homeowner covenants and local rules. There are restrictions on how many vehicles someone can continuously park, you just need to find where the restriction is and who enforces it. Do these cars have for sale signs on them? Because there are restrictions on running businesses out of your home as well.

 

Or you can run up behind him and smash him in the head with a brick - I mean that carries the same moral implications as damaging his legally parked property. If you really think he is doing something illegal, figure out the illegal activity and use the system, if not find something else to worry about.

 

Since this is the kitchen your a db. Yes I do car about someone trashing up where I live by leaving cars parked in front of my house for days at a time. The current car that is in front of my house has not moved since Wednesday. I guessing by your first paragraph that you take zero pride in your home, cars, or even country you live in. I refuse the read the rest of your post.

[Guest GMoney]

Go around to competing dealerships, ask for bumper stickers, plate frames, any advertisement stuff and slap them on his cars. I imagine it'd chap his ass to advertise for someone else.

 

Best idea yet!

[Littleguy]

Since this is the kitchen your a db. Yes I do car about someone trashing up where I live by leaving cars parked in front of my house for days at a time. The current car that is in front of my house has not moved since Wednesday. I guessing by your first paragraph that you take zero pride in your home, cars, or even country you live in. I refuse the read the rest of your post.

 

Bwahahahahahaha, you're showing him.

[cdk 4219]

Go to harbor freight and purchase an airless sprayer, go to lowes and also purchase some oil base white enamel . Pull yourvehicles into the garage,run extension cord to street close to offending cars. Hopefully wind will be blowing in the direction of said vehicles. Fire up sprayer fill with paint, don't forget to reduce that paint with appropriate thinner for correct and plentiful atomization, and begin to beautify all the things you have been meaning to paint. Once you have beautified your belongings, you will also have given said vehicles the White Dot special. If you have an air compressor, this may hasten the procedure. This will be a deterrent.

 

They also have this paint in safety yellow and a nice bright blue. After you are finished at home, travel to Geeto's house and feel free to spray him or his belongings.

[HotCarl]

If all of your neighbors really hate this guy just convince everyone to park their cars on the street in front of their own homes at all times. See just how far he will be willing to walk before he gets the clue.

 

And I have gotten a ticket for parking within 6 feet of a driveway entrance in columbus before. If one of his cars even comes close call it in. After a few $70 dollar tickets it will get expensive for him to park on the street.

[Radio Flyer1647545514]

Fill his yard with bird seed of various kinds.

[LJ]

What municipality are you in? Most have a 72 hour law, 0 hours if unregistered, 48 if broken down. Start calling the police non-emergency and they will come out and chalk the tires. If they are blocking the approach of any driveway, they will be immediately ticketed.

[10phone2]

See if you can get all of your neighbors outside of him to park all of their cars on the street so the parking is all full.

[unfunnyryan]

What municipality are you in? Most have a 72 hour law, 0 hours if unregistered, 48 if broken down. Start calling the police non-emergency and they will come out and chalk the tires. If they are blocking the approach of any driveway, they will be immediately ticketed.

 

Do this, then find out what they are marking the tires with. Then if he moves any of them, go and put fresh lines on.

[2 Sweet]

Go around to competing dealerships, ask for bumper stickers, plate frames, any advertisement stuff and slap them on his cars. I imagine it'd chap his ass to advertise for someone else.

 

Fill his yard with bird seed of various kinds.

 

Do both of these

[SpaceGhost]

I want to see some pictures of all these cars on the street.

[MrMeanGreen]

I'm with Joe, this is a huge reason I moved out of a fucking neighborhood.

 

Our old neighbors decided their family needed to all move in with them. Six cars, the boat, a motorcycle, a 30' camper, and a garage full of useless shit. The street parking in front of our house was theirs. The street parking in front of their house was theirs. The street parking in front of their neighbor's houses were theirs.

 

At least with our collection, we had two cars in the garage and four in the driveway. Two directly in front or house, if available, if we had the boat at the house.

 

I can see his frustration, but this is why I sold my suburban house and moved the fuck to the country.

[Geeto67]

Since this is the kitchen your a db.

Let's be honest here, the only reason this is in the kitchen is because we both know you are not going to do shit about this problem. This was so you could get CR to write you some creative revenge porn that you could mentally masturbate to so you could feel better about knowing you are going to do nothing.

 

 

Yes I do car about someone trashing up where I live by leaving cars parked in front of my house for days at a time. The current car that is in front of my house has not moved since Wednesday.

if it has been there since we'd then it is over the 72 hour mark. What have you done about it? Call police non-emergency? No you called me a d-bag for calling you out on your flaccid approach to the situation.

 

I guessing by your first paragraph that you take zero pride in your home, cars, or even country you live in. I refuse the read the rest of your post.

I have to wonder, how many times did you sing "America, fuck yeah" from Team America in your head while writing that? 6? 7? This isn't about taking pride, this is about you feeling potentially powerless to exert control over something you have to share with your neighbors. And you feel powerless because you really aren't going to do anything about it.

[Geeesammy]

Kerry if all the spots on your side of the apartment complex were taken we all know youd be pitching a fit while waddling up to your place from a half mile away.

[Geeto67]

Kerry if all the spots on your side of the apartment complex were taken we all know youd be pitching a fit while waddling up to your place from a half mile away.

 

Actually that happens all the time. You know what I do? get on with my life because it's a stupid thing to worry about.

 

But no..go on, carry on suggesting he pour day old diarrhea into the vents of all the cars and shit like that because it's funny and we know nothing bad is actually going to happen.

[zeitgeist57]

He should pour day-old diarrhea into the vents of all the cars.

 

That's a great idea, actually...

[dover]

I really like the idea of other dealership stickers