zeitgeist57 Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/7166519/Naked-man-jumps-into-a-zoos-LION-enclosure-in-bizarre-suicide-bid-and-survives.html So...this 20-yo mental-midget jumps into a lion's den, gets mauled and survives...BUT THE LIONS ARE BOTH PUT DOWN. I fully understand that conventional wisdom is captive predators that get a taste of prey are difficult to keep in captivity...but, my God, I truly mourn the animals that died as a result of the actions of this guy. Going to go outside and enjoy this sunny day to try and forget this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cstmg8 Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 Agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dammit Charlie Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 There is nothing better than getting naked and screaming religious passages at giant predators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 His life must have really sucked if that's how he wanted to commit suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 On the positive sides, at least those lions aren't critically endangered. I'd be pretty fucking pissed if it were some tigers that got put down (fucker wouldn't have lived at least) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 Terrible. They should have let the Lions off him. Poor animals. They are just doing what they do. KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8tn Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 at least the lions aren't being held in captivity any longer......they're actually probably better off. I'm also sure those lions had a lot of questions answered for them that day too......for years they sit and think " I wonder what these fuckers taste like?" Question answered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 The vid... I think the naked guy could've taken a better one. And I hope once he's recovered, the zoo and all those people there with their kids sue the shit out of him. Aw fuck, I know I'm being insensitive. I'm sure the guy obviously has some issues and needs some help. I just feel sorry for everyone else and the cats paying for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeto67 Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 I mean...if you are a religious zealot and hell bent on suicide...suicide by lion is probably about the most epic and christian way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 I mean...if you are a religious zealot and hell bent on suicide...suicide by lion is probably about the most epic and christian way to go. How would you come to that conclusion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted May 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 How would you come to that conclusion? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_in_the_lions%27_den Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeto67 Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 How would you come to that conclusion? nevermind: clay got it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC K9 Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 I know the story of Daniel. Maybe that guy skipped over the part where Daniel was forced into the Lion Den...whereas this guy decided to just get naked and hop in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 I know the story of Daniel. Maybe that guy skipped over the part where Daniel was forced into the Lion Den...whereas this guy decided to just get naked and hop in. Don't come in here with you logics. The all knowing Geet's has spoken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeto67 Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 Don't come in here with you logics. The all knowing Geet's has spoken! Christian lore is so filled with lions, from Romans feeding Christians to them to CS Lewis allegories, that the jokes write themselves. I'm surprised there isn't a book of the bible that is called zoo-teronomy. Hey-yo. Ok I'll see myself out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHIEF Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 Christian lore is so filled with lions, from Romans feeding Christians to them to CS Lewis allegories, that the jokes write themselves. I'm surprised there isn't a book of the bible that is called zoo-teronomy. Hey-yo. Ok I'll see myself out. Thank you. -Funny bone Management Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 I mean...if you are a religious zealot and hell bent on suicide...suicide by lion is probably about the most epic and christian way to go. What the hell did I have to do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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