justin0469 Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/new_video_game_technology New Video Game Technology Finally Allows Rendering Of Smaller BreastsApril 30, 2009 LAS VEGAS—The buzz at this month's Consumer Electronics Show was all about a new breakthrough in the field of high-resolution 3-D graphics that has made it possible to render average-sized breasts on female video game characters. "For too long, game designers have been creatively stymied by a mammary-imaging technology only capable of rendering one type of breast—a heaving pair of massive, gravity-defying, torpedo-shaped bosoms," said Warren Hood, developer of the new Vex9 graphics card, which has finally enabled video game wire-frame artists to digitally sculpt breasts as small as B-cups. "At long last, we can give die-hard gamers the level of realism they've been looking for." Hood added that researchers are currently exploring technologies that would allow the shamans and clerics in World Of Warcraft to practice modern medicine instead of depending on unrealistic magical healing spells.But who really wants realistically sized boobs? not me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Not all large boobs are good looking. I have scene some scary ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted May 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 this is true. but there are no scary boobs when you can "sculpt" them to look how you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Ahh yes. No more torpedos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Green Valley Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 (edited) But who really wants realistically sized boobs? not meReally? Well here ya go.Personally, I'll take a nice perky B or even A over ↑. Edited May 5, 2009 by yotaman88210 gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 nws tag people... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 I edited the image... This will have to be moved to the NWS area if people want to start adding extremely gross floor hitting saggy tatas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 I love the Onion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 We loves da tatas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 We loves da tatas. :plus1:Big yabos don't make the world go 'round, they just keep it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollFace Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 srsly....queenbee is right there with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedogg624 Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 boobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 This is great news... I'll finally be able to beat Tomb Raider without the midgame mandatory masturbatory session distraction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 This is great news... I'll finally be able to beat Tomb Raider without the midgame mandatory masturbatory session distraction.Holy shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 the onion is my primary source of news.anyone seen the onion movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 A female vid character without pendulous sweater meat is actually called a dude. Cortana is the hotness. I'd break her like a wild horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 the onion is my primary source of news.anyone seen the onion movie?No but I just added it to my queue on Netflix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kawi kid Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 the onion is my primary source of news.anyone seen the onion movie?the movie was hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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V4junkie Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Wow. . . that is amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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