NYPD want to ban part of WAZE

[Miller]

The year is 2021. Aliens have invaded the world and killed millions. Why they've come to our planet isn't clear. Several failed attempts had been made to establish communication with the aliens. Nothing seemed to work. Then, one day, a phone call was made directly to POTUS's desk. The conversation(s) were recorded:

 

Alien: "Mr. President. You must answer a question, one that will decide the fate of humanity." (interpretation sounds buzzing)

 

President Trump: "Terrific"

 

Alien: "With whom would you have intercourse?

1. Caitlyn Jenner

2. Oprah Winfrey

3. Brad Pitt

We'll speak soon".

Call disconnects*

 

6 hours later the phone rings...

 

Alien: "Your answer?"

 

President Trump: "The black one. I'm not into dudes."

 

POTUS HANGS UP*