Mace1647545504 Posted May 29, 2021 Report Share Posted May 29, 2021 with the articulation of the writer how could you not want to go see this fine vehicle and buy it....... https://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/d/columbus-car/7328724766.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl1647545492 Posted May 29, 2021 Report Share Posted May 29, 2021 Ther R no ded bodys in der trunc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted May 29, 2021 Report Share Posted May 29, 2021 Put that car out of it's misery and crush it. According to the contact info, the seller's name is Ammonia. They probably inhaled a bunch before making that ad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dammit Charlie Posted May 29, 2021 Report Share Posted May 29, 2021 Nothing wrong with it.... 1-CEL light is on 2-ABS light is on 3-TPMS light is on 4.... It's a Kia. I know what I got! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted May 29, 2021 Report Share Posted May 29, 2021 Nothing wrong with it besides the hood won't latch... Judging by the rest of the damage (especially the roof and the top of the windshield), he hit someone and is trying to sell the evidence quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted May 30, 2021 Report Share Posted May 30, 2021 Deleted. Lucky for us you screenshotted it/copypasta'd so we can still see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace1647545504 Posted May 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2021 you snooze .. you lose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted May 31, 2021 Report Share Posted May 31, 2021 10/10 thread. Would read again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted June 16, 2021 Report Share Posted June 16, 2021 Josh Wheeler This foreign car has been stateside for 20 years and is domesticated. It has abandoned the language of its homeland and now speaks fluent freedom. I once saw it run wide open on a circle track for 24 hours straight only stopping to refill on Keystone Light. The coolant temp never rose above 199F. F*ck that metric shit. This car came to the US of A with a 4.4L V8, 5 speed automatic, 4 cams and some bullshit variable valve timing system (which apparently sounds like clattering dinner plates when it fails. If that means let her eat, it's the only part of it I fucking understand) almost as bad as the cheap, plastic timing chain guides. It's been stroked to 6 liters, gained an extra gear for passing moar beers, and ditched 3 cams because fuck em, that's why. Want a parts list? Wanna know what you need to do it to yours? I've got an invoice for 12 thousand American dollars I'll fax to you. It comes with the car. It's a Gen IV swap with less than 30k miles. It can run on corn, just like me and it sounds like a fucking Corvette when you press that loud pedal. A/C lines were fabbed up because it's hot as shit in the South. Then the Germans got angry and sent their army over to assassinate the compressor, so it currently blows red hot hatred. You can replace the compressor or you can nut up and drive faster like I do. 4 doors means 4 windows means 4 air flow. Math. I'm only selling this car so I can check out this thing they do in the east called drifting. It looks metal as fuck. I buy too many disposable vapes to be able to afford a third pedal and I'm too dumb to work a socket wrench, so I'm hoping some crazy motherfucker will buy this or give me their drift car so I can do clutch kicks and stay shitty. $12,000 is a sound investment in your future. If you try to haggle for a better price over the AC compressor, you sweaty, petty fuck, I'll kick your ass and then shake your hand. Please don't offer trades you wouldn't want to see wrapped around a tree on my timeline in a week. Share it for Dale, fuckers. EDIT: it's low as fuck because I put brand new BC Extreme Low coilovers on it. I thought it would be hip and attract girls younger than me, but my DMs are full of soibois asking what it's lowered on. It's lowered on deez nutz. P. S. It does occasionally make a weird sound. Best way I can describe it is like the sound of a young German boy at the bottom of a well asking for schnitzel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 On FB. Seems like a very nice find. 2006 Acura tsx Sedan 4D $10,800 Only 65,446 miles. Stored under cover on a 4-post lift for the past few years, driven only once in a while. Spotless, original owner. Clear title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 I can't figure out which one is worse, gated automatic shifters or the monostable dildo in the Jeep, also BMW and I'm sure others. The gated automatic shifter definitely functions better, but an automatic trying to look like a Ferrari manual transmission is pretty lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POS VETT Posted September 4, 2021 Report Share Posted September 4, 2021 I can't figure out which one is worse, gated automatic shifters or the monostable dildo in the Jeep, also BMW and I'm sure others. The gated automatic shifter definitely functions better, but an automatic trying to look like a Ferrari manual transmission is pretty lame. That's splitting hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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