Uncle Punk Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I have seen a recent increase of squidly behavior in my neighborhood. Today I was driving down the road when a car turned left in front of me, (Plenty of room.) well there is this motorcycle right behind the car that then proceeds to ride a wheelie right past me once the car cleared the path in front of the motorcycle. The guy had a helmet on but wasn't wearing a jacket; he also had a backpack on like he was coming home from work. SQUID When I get done with this incident I hear about another squid in the area just yesterday who was riding down the same road less than a quarter mile away without a helmet. Apparently his bike is so beautiful he is blinding the old ladies in the area and is rendering their driving skills useless. Said old lady drives right into the back of another car without even touching her brakes within striking distance of squidly boy without his helmet. I don't know if it was the beautiful bike that distracted her or his man beauty although I don't know if that's possibly because he might be 40. SQUID Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Oh no you didn't.... you did!You dick!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Jrmii ridin squidy??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 You better hope I don't see you on the mean green without the full compliment of gear. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I didn't even make it to my driveway before I had a missed voicemail calling my ass out.I only pay attention to large white american sedans with lightbars, but now I've got the neighborhood squid patrol on the lookout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 dude i wear it all. wanna see my cod-piece? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 i got rear ended too yesterday dumb girl....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 i got rear ended too yesterday dumb girl.......Bike or batmobile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I'll admit I lifted the wheel (what can I say, the Vtwins have torque), but I dunno how many people can figure out who was riding squidly in the second scenario.I'll tell you what though, that accident was epic. And EPD are sorta dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted June 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Names were not mentioned Justin. If you hadn't called yourself out it might not have happened until the other squid saw this thread. That's only because you called him out to me. I did talk to him tonight and he filled me in on the rest of the almost accident information. I can't believe the two local guys I know on here are both SQUIDS. Are you guys going on the squids and posers ride? You will NOT find me riding the green bike without gear on. If I had been working I never would have seen you so this is more proof that unemployment is ruining everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I already apologized for ratting him out. I'll own up to my squidly-ness. Everyday I ride I risk something might happen in my 2.5 mile commute to work. 99.99% of the time I'll have a helmet, but for my to and from work drive, I don't gear up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted June 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 When the other squid shows up he will call me out but it won't be from riding the green bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Hell, you'll need to be bumping this once or twice a week because he's not on often enough to see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Oh shit J. You are a squid. Granted a comic fukin genius squid. But a squid no less. Wear a helmet whilst riding the bulls please. I don't wanna read about you. Now let's spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 where is kevin ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 J.....am I to understand you traversed Rt 57 sans proper safety gear? And then proceded to use only one tire for part of your commute? You, young man, are grounded. Now go to your room and think about what you have done and don't come out until you are ready to accept the AGATT philosophy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 i got rear ended too yesterday dumb girl.......How did it happen the other way.....dumb girl....or she had strap on....and.....I think....."that dude" is riding in your area with his "chick/sick magnet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siggywiggy Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 i got rear ended too yesterday dumb girl.......thats what she said for you MJ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted June 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Since posting this I have received photographic proof of the squidlyness of second squid. Now I have to text him to let him know he has been called out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Where'd you get photos!?I saw the TMC news guy out on the scene, but I didn't see any photos posted up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenger Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 OH SHIT THIS IS GONNA GET GOOD !!!!!.......JUSTIN...UR DICK.....TOD...BIGGER DICK...Tod....I DONT think ya want to start....your out numbered...right Justin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenger Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 and NO pics will be posted by Uncle FUCKER either...I have some rather sweet shots of him too !!....The pic he is refering to is of me on a wheelie machine the other day at the avon honda shop....no biggy...wanted to see just how hard those things were and let me tell ya....NOT easy to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted June 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I am currently being blackmailed into not disclosing squidly picture for fear of a more squidly picture of me being posted. The stupid thing is I can't tell if it's a bluff or not but you never know..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Do it Do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenger Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Now that I just spoiled HIS picture posting of me.....I may just post his pic for fucking with me !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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