Gump Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Every other day one of them gets hooked. Ticks me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 get those obnoxiously large pens and pencils so no one can walk away with it without you knowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 better yet, shock pen...http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/supplies/a4f4/?cpg=abgo ahead and steal 'em bastids.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomcat0403 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 what do you do that your pens get ganked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 or a really unique one... no one will want to steal your viagra pen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Get the huge flower pens Kroger uses. I hate using them. I definitely wouldn't steal them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 or a really unique one... no one will want to steal your viagra penI have a Viagra pen. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstarhonda Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 I know your frustration pens are like gold around here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twisted12 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 No one ever steals my pen lol the poo pen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 I have a Viagra pen. True story.I had a Viagra pen. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Pen15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 better yet, shock pen...http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/supplies/a4f4/?cpg=abgo ahead and steal 'em bastids.. pens are always stolen at my place of work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 I have some major pen issues at my place too...I've started taking mine home everynight. I carry it in my pocket while at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 I have some major pen issues at my place too...I've started taking mine home everynight. I carry it in my pocket while at work.Nice. It reminds me of high school when people would steal my pencils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Get personalized pens that say "I like to suck cock"... see how many people steal that shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 MJ stole your pens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Get personalized pens that say "I like to suck cock"... see how many people steal that shit! Maybe he doesn't want to know who "likes to suck cock" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Get personalized pens that say "I like to suck cock"... see how many people steal that shit! then it'd be a little awkward when he saw his boss with one of his pens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Get personalized pens that say "I like to suck cock"... see how many people steal that shit! MJ stole your pens... Rep for you!Not you MJ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Pen15i was expecting this eventually... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted July 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 then it'd be a little awkward when he saw his boss with one of his pensI am the Boss...but i like the idea ...i'd have to find a more tactful way of saying, "i suck the wang" though in a more business like fashion with a hint off sarcasm that says that without saying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 I am the Boss...but i like the idea ...i'd have to find a more tactful way of saying, "i suck the wang" though in a more business like fashion with a hint off sarcasm that says that without saying it.so why don't you steal the pens back... like a boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted July 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Never thought about randomly stealing pens. Might be fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Get personalized pens that say "I like to suck cock"... see how many people steal that shit! Sooooo, no one steals your pens?MJ wants your penis...fixed;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 I work from home 3 days a week, my wife takes my pens all the time.In the office I just go to the supply room and grab 2-3 boxes of pens, I leave them EVERYWHERE so I don't bother with anything good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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