Mr Anderson Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 Ok so this topic is old. Lets just say there was an ongoing war between pirates and ninjas. Who would win? Give me a good reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 Me.This dude is sick. ^^ I have watched him take out like 24 toddlers at once. It was unbelievably insane. It blew my fucking mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted July 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 Me.Ok I get it but what are you a pirate or a ninja? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 It's amazing what you can do with a weedwhacker and piano wire... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 Ninjas, because you never know when they're going to kill you.Pirates are bad ass, but you see them coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonkerS Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 It's amazing what you can do with a weedwhacker and piano wire...OMG! He's MacGyver!!!...that actually sounds pretty terrible, really. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SAMBUSA Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 Is it Zombie Ninjas or just regular Ninjas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 ^^--- ooooooo, good question. Game changer right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 ^^--- ooooooo, good question. Game changer right there.I disagree. A zombie is a zombie is a zombie.Yes, zombie > *, but we can't segregate! You don't hear everyone saying this is a "banker zombie" it's just a zombie!So if we're throwing zombies into the mix, it's Zombies > Ninjas > Pirate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonkerS Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 This thread has the potential to divide the site more than the BP or Shell debate of 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 obviously ninjas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan_Rider Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 Thats the point you dont see ninjas ever...except for the last seconds of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 PIRATES!!!! Ninja's cannot swim and they would get sea sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 PIRATES!!!! Ninja's cannot swim and they would get sea sick.It is a well known fact ninjas are excellent swimmers. Also, why does the fight have to be at sea? Pirates come to land plenty!Also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted July 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 I don't know about the sea sick part. I mean ninjas are from Japan and they love to kill whales. A zombie ninja is a ninja. Anyways ninja throwing arm + ninja star = headshot. So Zombies would be taken out by ninjas. Pirates on the other hand have ships but unless it was a ship infected by zombies im pretty sure the Pirates would win. Zombies + brains = death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted July 19, 2009 Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 I disagree. A zombie is a zombie is a zombie.Yes, zombie > *, but we can't segregate! You don't hear everyone saying this is a "banker zombie" it's just a zombie!So if we're throwing zombies into the mix, it's Zombies > Ninjas > PirateI beg to differ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted July 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2009 I beg to differ.I wish I could see this pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Ninja's go to the mall. pirates are badasses all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted July 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Ninja's go to the mall. pirates are badasses all the time.Pirates get killed by hoards of zombies while ninja are hiding and zombies can not find them. Mean while the zombies get bigger by killing off the pirates and the ninja with infinite supplys od stars kill every zombie. Ninjas would win. Ninja's go in mall to kill pirates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 Pirates get killed by hoards of zombies while ninja are hiding and zombies can not find them. Mean while the zombies get bigger by killing off the pirates and the ninja with infinite supplys od stars kill every zombie. Ninjas would win. Ninja's go in mall to kill pirates.so how much have you thought about this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 There's no way... Pirates put the zombies to work as slave bitches, not that Zombies like salt water but if a piratte finds a zombie he just bitch slaps it and puts it to work. Pirates are so sexually frustrated being stuck out at sea all the time the ninja would be something fun to kill as a stress reliever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted July 20, 2009 Report Share Posted July 20, 2009 There's no way... Pirates put the zombies to work as slave bitches, not that Zombies like salt water but if a piratte finds a zombie he just bitch slaps it and puts it to work. Pirates are so sexually frustrated being stuck out at sea all the time the ninja would be something fun to kill as a stress reliever.SRSLY?? You are out of your mind. No way that a Pirate would put a zombie to work. Zombies would throw the little pirate faggots in the pickle barrel and give them a once over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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