byrner Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Hey guys, i posted a thread the other day about wantin to buy a bike and didnt introduce myself first- i quess i didnt do it right- i got a lot of shit for it. An for the last couple days, ive been gettin messages and lookin through the site- needless to say this will be my first an last thread. I came across this out of the blue and thought, "nice" for a change - i no- make fun.When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cursing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you ( Tease her back and make her laugh ] And when she is ornery ( hold her down and blow razz-berries on her belly) When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she look's at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When she say's that she like's you [ she really is more than you could understand ] When she grab's at your hands [ Hold her's and play with her fingers ] When she bump's into you [ bump into her back and make her laugh] When she tell's you a secret [ keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes [ dont look away until she does ] When she misses you [ she's hurting inside ] When you break her heart [ the pain never really goes away ] - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. - When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking today baby?" 'People will forget what you said, People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twisted12 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 color me confused... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomcat0403 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 yea that was in a myspace bulletin about 5 years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 View image in gallery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 is right...that shit doesnt happen ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 haha i like how in the past 2 minutes, she's been negative rep'd by at least 5 ppl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 This is exactly what I'd do if I wanted to leave the site.Go out with a FAIL thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomcat0403 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 the least you could of done was said "hi", "i'm so and so from wherever" and that you were looking for a bike and hoping to come to some events and get to know people. We would be glad to hook you up with a bike...as i sent you a pm about one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 OK, that's all I wanted to say. You all may proceed as you were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbrjess0815 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 random chick... just straight up random!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 This thread makes me go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomcat0403 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 This thread makes me go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 From the other thread:Oh silly me, i get it now, my bad i shouldve introduced myself so you could say : show me your "bewbs" and then i could properly get down to business about my future bike. See, im from cali, an your rules are actually "rules' who wouldve thunk it - an from such silly boys.By the way, please tell me, does anyone do anything beside wheelies and stoppies. last time i was on a bike i was prayin to my maker.... this girl had me on the back as she was posin-Jesus Christ. the girl is a friend, well not really a friend, but we rode together, watch and see what you think YouTube - 17 yr old. STUNT RIDING girl Brandy ValdezSad thing is, it was NinjaChk (girl) and OSUMJ (girl) asking for an intro. So byrner, if this is your last thread, peace. God speed. If you realize that nobody wanted to see your boobs and stick around, sweet. Welcome and enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 random chick... just straight up random!!So is this thread!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nochknstrps Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Chickon2 I believe your post belongs in the NWS!!! If i was a mod I'd suspend you for at least 2 days.Where do people get off on demanding intros from a Newb? So what if its suggested when you first join? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Addendum to the list:-copy and paste something from someone else's blog to show them how much you really carehttp://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ei=6PBxSt6QOZavtge_vpmNBA&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=When+she+stares+at+your+mouth&spell=1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Worried Freshman (Ryan Carlberg): "It's like this itchy, rashy, burning sensation. And it hurts when I..." Van: "Dance?" Worried Freshman: "No, when I pee!" Van: "You hooked up with byrner. Didn't you?" Worried Freshman: "yeah." Van: "She seamed like a nice girl, said it was her first time. Yeah, you should always check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field. Liston, go to the campus hospital. See stu. Tell him Van sent you. And remember, Don't be a fool, wrap your tool." Worried Freshman: "Thanks Van, thanks a lot." Van: "Dont't thank me. Thank penicillin." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Chickon2 I believe your post belongs in the NWS!!! I haz a sahwee! It was an accident! I meant to post a copy of the for new members... my finger must have slipped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Chickon2 I believe your post belongs in the NWS!!! If i was a mod I'd suspend you for at least 2 days.Where do people get off on demanding intros from a Newb? So what if its suggested when you first join? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey1 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 worried freshman (ryan carlberg): "it's like this itchy, rashy, burning sensation. And it hurts when i..." van: "dance?" worried freshman: "no, when i pee!" van: "you hooked up with byrner. Didn't you?" worried freshman: "yeah." van: "she seamed like a nice girl, said it was her first time. Yeah, you should always check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field. Liston, go to the campus hospital. See stu. Tell him van sent you. And remember, don't be a fool, wrap your tool." worried freshman: "thanks van, thanks a lot." van: "dont't thank me. Thank penicillin."classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Originally Posted by byrner Oh silly me, i get it now, my bad i shouldve introduced myself so you could say : show me your "bewbs"Sounds like this might be my fault...for the misconception...it's more of a running joke than an actual request.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 this is weird. Very weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted July 30, 2009 Report Share Posted July 30, 2009 Worried Freshman (Ryan Carlberg): "It's like this itchy, rashy, burning sensation. And it hurts when I..." Van: "Dance?" Worried Freshman: "No, when I pee!" Van: "You hooked up with byrner. Didn't you?" Worried Freshman: "yeah." Van: "She seamed like a nice girl, said it was her first time. Yeah, you should always check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field. Liston, go to the campus hospital. See stu. Tell him Van sent you. And remember, Don't be a fool, wrap your tool." Worried Freshman: "Thanks Van, thanks a lot." Van: "Dont't thank me. Thank penicillin."fucking stupendious garret!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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