r1crusher Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 I call BS. I think you're just sticking up for him.....AGAIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 ...I am sure gonna owe him something big when I'm better for him putting up with my cranky ass.I hope it's a motorcycle.It's just fortunate this situation wasn't flipped around, with him owing you something big since he's stuck with how God made him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Ok. Now I know WHO Mr. Mayo is, however the origin of that moniker is still quite unclear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Please refer to JRMMiii's sig. above your post.That was in reference to MJ's 'mayo man'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 We were all having a few 'Shardenheimers' at a local pub up here and he got his moniker from Shitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 AH! I forgot about the Shardenheimers! Where were those when we were sweatting our asses off painting last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 You know you can't just run to the local beer store and get them. You have to get it from Shitty, the sole distributor of 'Shardenheimer' in the state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Please refer to JRMMiii's sig. above your post.That was in reference to MJ's 'mayo man'.I see shitty and Anderson in the sig. Still no name who Mr. Mayonaise is. It's the top secret relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Mr. M. is MJ's 'boyfriend'....for for all the secrecy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Geez MJ, sorry you missed your vacation and landed in the hospital instead.Hope you're feeling better by the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 I get cranky when I'm in pain, so I am sure gonna owe him something big when I'm better for him putting up with my cranky ass.somebodys getting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 (edited) Mr. M. is MJ's 'boyfriend'....for for all the secrecy. Henceforth, he will go by the name Hellmans. Not sure Miracle Whip is applicable. Maybe MIchelle Whipped, but only she can verify that. Edited August 17, 2009 by RVTPilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 that hurt a little. but, yeah, feels like it. As of yesterday, I was still retaining a bit of fluid and peaked at a solid 20lbs over weight. Damn! I suggest poking yourself with a needle..kinda like a water balloon...the fluid will just squirt out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmagicglock Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 the snozberries taste like snozberries! jk hope you get better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Got any percocets? Hope you feel better soon...didn't even know chicas could get k stones...OUCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 somebodys getting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 ^ who said we have to be subtle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Please refer to JRMMiii's sig. above your post.That was in reference to MJ's 'mayo man'.Ahh... I can dig it. I guess that I was just hoping for a funny anecdote... Although Shitty's comment made me "Lawl" the first time that I read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 where's justin with the suprise buttsex???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 where's justin with the suprise buttsex???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 It's no surprise coming from Justin. Everyone pretty much expects to be violated by him at some point....keep those balloon knots tight folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 hey you gots some pussy on your pants.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 It's no surprise coming from Justin. Everyone pretty much expects to be violated by him at some point....keep those balloon knots tight folks!wow and I thought I was the only one that knew that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessPratt Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 hey you gots some pussy on your pants....But the pussy is so darn cute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 But the pussy is so darn cute! A little too furry, but still pretty cute Look... it seems like it's smiling.. look closer. BWAAHahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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