Lunatik3 Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 meh. if for no other reason I would say its bc there's still this weird "women can't do 'car' stuff on their own" thing that people have in their heads... so to most men, women probably actually 'need' help more... I wouldn't say its bc they think they're going to get laid...Had a lady gte a flat in parking lot at club where I work. I wlk over and ask if I can help. She agrees and says "What do I do?" I tell her I'm going to change the tire. I do so and give her the basic talk about the spare and how you're not SUPPOSED to go over 55mph etc. She had NO idea what I did, how I did it or what to do next. Finally asked me, "So I can drive on that?"My girl can change a flat at least. Also knows that Duct tape can heal the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 oh where, oh where has this poor thread goneoh where, oh where can it bewith its prose gone bad and its length gone longoh where, oh where will it be?you'all worry me sometimes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessPratt Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 oh where, oh where has this poor thread goneoh where, oh where can it bewith its prose gone bad and its length gone longoh where, oh where will it be?you'all worry me sometimes...MJ is feeding it just as much as us! I'm leaving work now! Peace out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Also knows that Duct tape can heal the world.no it doesn't, I tried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 I wouldn't say its bc they think they're going to get laid...Oh I agree...but in the back of your mind...there is always a "chance";) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Had a lady gte a flat in parking lot at club where I work. I wlk over and ask if I can help. She agrees and says "What do I do?" I tell her I'm going to change the tire. I do so and give her the basic talk about the spare and how you're not SUPPOSED to go over 55mph etc. She had NO idea what I did, how I did it or what to do next. Finally asked me, "So I can drive on that?"My girl can change a flat at least. Also knows that Duct tape can heal the world.I can change a flat as long as the lugs aren't on too tight. But why should I when I have a man?? I might break a nail LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Oh I agree...but in the back of your mind...there is always a "chance";)Especially if you pack your toolkit like Sambusa.JackFix-A-FlatWrenchChloroformRags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Where duct tape won't work... mach 2 high heat extra sticky aluminum tape works wonders... not to mention the occasional tube of super glue... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 A Christian or Good Samaritan will stop for just about anyone. Even an occasional ninja will stop for you. Once and a while even an axe murderer will stop for you. But if you are nice to them, they will entertain you with stories while you work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 A Christian or Good Samaritan will stop for just about anyone. Even an occasional ninja will stop for you. Once and a while even an axe murderer will stop for you. But if you are nice to them, they will entertain you with stories while you work. How about a Jewish Ninja? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatik3 Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Cypress dunno why but your pix never show up for me. But I bet I know you posted the Jew-Jitsu pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Speazy Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 you're wrong it was the jew-j....damn it, you're right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 I've never e-heard you say anything like that until now, angel. wrillo, she called you "angel". BTW, Co2, you might know some more of us in the r-life if you'd come out once in a while!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 I hit on girls too when I think they're especially vulnerable and open to suggestion... Girls that feel ugly are always the easiest targets i call that stacking the deck in your favorMJ there are actually some really nice guys out there. Glad you got out and about. I can be nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatik3 Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 I can change a flat as long as the lugs aren't on too tight. But why should I when I have a man?? I might break a nail LOLWell if the nuts are too tight there's ways around it...Yeah, I said it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cypress Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Well if the nuts are too tight there's ways around it...Yeah, I said it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatik3 Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 I can change a flat as long as the lugs aren't on too tight. But why should I when I have a man?? I might break a nail LOLNobody else knows what LUG NUTS are? Seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Nobody else knows what LUG NUTS are? Seriously?GsxrNurse's car doesn't have lug nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 GsxrNurse's car doesn't have lug nutsYeah... most of us have moved up to Lee Press-On Rims in 256 colors...too bad they have to return to the factory to be removed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 GsxrNurse's car doesn't have lug nutsneither does my other car... lug bolts FTW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickOn2 Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 BTW, Co2, you might know some more of us in the r-life if you'd come out once in a while!!! I know, I know. And you are right, of course!Well if the nuts are too tight there's ways around it...Yeah, I said itNobody else knows what LUG NUTS are? Seriously?I did.... and iGiggled at the thought of the various ways I can "loosen nuts" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 iGiggle?Is that the app that assists socially inept iPhone users (read: all of them) know when to laugh at things normal people find to be funny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 iGiggle?Is that the app that assists socially inept iPhone users (read: all of them) know when to laugh at things normal people find to be funny?Visit the App Store to download your copy of iGiggle now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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