QuikZX9R Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Just thought this was funny haven't been following the ohio-riders poser group much but a friend who logs on to get a good laugh told me to check this thread out. 25% of you losers don't speed at all thats a laugh even the slowest of 600's will do 160ish guess all your gear must be weighting you down. But at least if you can look fast with all your gear on even if you don't know how to ride right? Your site is funny and on the past couple rides I have been on, ohio-riders has been a pretty good source of jokes so keep up the ignorant posts (does every post need 8 follow up posts of lol or rofl or some smiley face) and keep setting up rides nobody bothers to attend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomcat0403 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Just thought this was funny haven't been following the ohio-riders poser group much but a friend who logs on to get a good laugh told me to check this thread out. 25% of you losers don't speed at all thats a laugh even the slowest of 600's will do 160ish guess all your gear must be weighting you down. But at least if you can look fast with all your gear on even if you don't know how to ride right? Your site is funny and on the past couple rides I have been on, ohio-riders has been a pretty good source of jokes so keep up the ignorant posts (does every post need 8 follow up posts of lol or rofl or some smiley face) and keep setting up rides nobody bothers to attend. wow...just give up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Just thought this was funny haven't been following the ohio-riders poser group much but a friend who logs on to get a good laugh told me to check this thread out. 25% of you losers don't speed at all thats a laugh even the slowest of 600's will do 160ish guess all your gear must be weighting you down. But at least if you can look fast with all your gear on even if you don't know how to ride right? Your site is funny and on the past couple rides I have been on, ohio-riders has been a pretty good source of jokes so keep up the ignorant posts (does every post need 8 follow up posts of lol or rofl or some smiley face) and keep setting up rides nobody bothers to attend.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Just thought this was funny haven't been following the ohio-riders poser group much but a friend who logs on to get a good laugh told me to check this thread out. 25% of you losers don't speed at all thats a laugh even the slowest of 600's will do 160ish guess all your gear must be weighting you down. But at least if you can look fast with all your gear on even if you don't know how to ride right? Your site is funny and on the past couple rides I have been on, ohio-riders has been a pretty good source of jokes so keep up the ignorant posts (does every post need 8 follow up posts of lol or rofl or some smiley face) and keep setting up rides nobody bothers to attend.You make fun of Ohio Riders, yet your avatar is you squiding it out?Let us take a look at your profile shall we? Your website: http://www.ourbikesdontleak.com/ Really? Gay friendly? Your album pics:And we're the posers? Buwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 He looks like a queer with that smurf thing too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Just thought this was funny haven't been following the ohio-riders poser group much but a friend who logs on to get a good laugh told me to check this thread out. 25% of you losers don't speed at all thats a laugh even the slowest of 600's will do 160ish guess all your gear must be weighting you down. But at least if you can look fast with all your gear on even if you don't know how to ride right? Your site is funny and on the past couple rides I have been on, ohio-riders has been a pretty good source of jokes so keep up the ignorant posts (does every post need 8 follow up posts of lol or rofl or some smiley face) and keep setting up rides nobody bothers to attend.If you think OR is so lame, why do you keep coming back? to get laughs? well, we're all laughing at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 He doesn't stay too long though. He's only got time to stop, post, and leave between running from the CHOPPA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 He doesn't stay too long though. He's only got time to stop, post, and leave between running from the CHOPPA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I wish I was cool enough like him to have my own thread, devoted to all my awesomeness.He must be in squidenial.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I had to go back and find the original thread. A good read, even the second time around!!!http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=29363 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 What a tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 WOW... I didnt realize what a douchebag this guy really was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSVDon Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I see this thread going places. My workday afternoon is about to get a lot less boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 YES! I was just about to go whack off to some porn, but this is much more enjoyable.Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 HAHA...yes, you could run, and your odds of getting away are fair if you're a decent rider...but compare the penalties of running to the penalties of not running in both situations.1: you see the lights, you kick the shifter a few times, and crack the throttle...A: all goes well, you get away, nobody sees your plate, or can recognize your specific bike.B: all goes well, someone catches your plate, the cops come to your house later and pick you up for felony evading.C: not all goes well, your bike catches a nail, and your tire goes flat, you lowside in the grass and go to jail for felony evadingD: Catastrophy strikes, someone pulls out in front of you in a truck, and you dieE: tragedy strikes, a minivan pulls out in front of you, you kill a little girl and survive to regret it, you also go to jail for felony evading, and are slapped with a civil suit.2. You see the lights, rock the brakes, and talk to the officer like a man.A: all goes well, Officer is cool, and he informs you that you should slow down, lets you go on your way.B: he's a prick, writes you a citation, you're out $120 and you get 2 pts on your license. (minor traffic violation)1A and 2A have the same result. Even if option 2 goes sour, the worst you're out is some cash and a couple license points...If option 1 goes sour, the consequences are WAY worse.my $.02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Wait a second... is the time stamp for this thread incorrect? I would bet money I read all of this nonsense already. Was thinking the same thing...........deja vu maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 HAHA...yes, you could run, and your odds of getting away are fair if you're a decent rider...but compare the penalties of running to the penalties of not running in both situations.1: you see the lights, you kick the shifter a few times, and crack the throttle...A: all goes well, you get away, nobody sees your plate, or can recognize your specific bike.B: all goes well, someone catches your plate, the cops come to your house later and pick you upC: not all goes well, your bike catches a nail, and your tire goes flat, you lowside in the grass and go to jailD: Catastrophy strikes, someone pulls out in front of you in a truck, and you dieE: tragedy strikes, a minivan pulls out in front of you, you kill a little girl and survive to regret it.2. You see the lights, rock the brakes, and talk to the officer like a man.A: all goes well, Officer is cool, and he informs you that you should slow down, lets you go on your way.B: he's a prick, writes you a citation, you're out $120 and you get 2 pts on your license.1A and 2A have the same result. Even if option 2 goes sour, the worst you're out is some cash and a couple license points...If option 1 goes sour, the consequences are WAY worse.my $.02Running is felony evading. Think I'll just take a ticket instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 U r 2 cool 4 me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Just thought this was funny haven't been following the ohio-riders poser group much but a friend who logs on to get a good laugh told me to check this thread out. 25% of you losers don't speed at all thats a laugh even the slowest of 600's will do 160ish guess all your gear must be weighting you down. But at least if you can look fast with all your gear on even if you don't know how to ride right? Your site is funny and on the past couple rides I have been on, ohio-riders has been a pretty good source of jokes so keep up the ignorant posts (does every post need 8 follow up posts of lol or rofl or some smiley face) and keep setting up rides nobody bothers to attend.Awwwww..... Isn't that cute??? After all this time, he's still thinkin' of us He's infatuated with us! E: tragedy strikes, a minivan pulls out in front of you, you kill a little girl and survive to regret it, you also go to jail for felony evading, and are slapped with a civil suit.I really think you're givin' him too much credit here, Duane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Awwwww..... Isn't that cute??? After all this time, he's still thinkin' of us He's infatuated with us! I really think you're givin' him too much credit here, Duanemaybe d is worse than e for this person, but i put them in order of magnitude to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Running is stupid...my .02 I have too much to lose ..and my kids have too much to lose if I don't come home...dead or locked up. You may get away the first 6 times..but all it takes is one variable to end that ride very quickly.I've been known to make myself 'less visible' if it looks like I *might* be a target for LEO, but if the LEO is behind me and the lights are on, I'm pulling over. End of story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Speazy Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Just thought this was funny ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Just thought this was funny haven't been following the ohio-riders poser group much but a friend who logs on to get a good laugh told me to check this thread out. 25% of you losers don't speed at all thats a laugh even the slowest of 600's will do 160ish guess all your gear must be weighting you down. But at least if you can look fast with all your gear on even if you don't know how to ride right? Your site is funny and on the past couple rides I have been on, ohio-riders has been a pretty good source of jokes so keep up the ignorant posts (does every post need 8 follow up posts of lol or rofl or some smiley face) and keep setting up rides nobody bothers to attend.Dude! You started the thread it looks like! WTF are you talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 He doesn't stay too long though. He's only got time to stop, post, and leave between running from the CHOPPA! wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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