Free Wife!!

[chevysoldier]

http://columbus.craigslist.org/zip/1398940148.html

Free DOG, DOG, and PREGNANT WIFE (Clintonville)

Date: 2009-09-29, 8:53PM EDT

Reply to: sale-5tcbx-1398940148@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have a boxer who paces the house, a boston terrier who shits constantly and a pregnant wife who has been eating me out of house and home.

You will NOT be sorry that you picked up this dynamic trio.....for FREE!!

Shoot me an email, I'll hook you up.

The "out of his mind husband".

[jagr]

Oh shit.

He's gonna take her fishing on Christmas.

(Lacey Peterson)

Edited September 30, 2009 by jagr

[Whitey1]

Pics needed

[Wheezle]

That's funny!

[Doomking]

[chevysoldier]

Here is a reply posted to CL

RE::: Free DOG, DOG, and PREGNANT WIFE - (Clintonville)

how pregnant is the dog

how old is wife ?

OOOOp S i meant

how pregnant is the wife?

how old is the dog ?

[socaln8tv]

Oh shit.

He's gonna take her fishing on Christmas.

(Lacey Peterson)

i think you've coined the phrase "fishing on christmas" very well! hysterical! -k

[Pedro]

If there's no such thing as a free dog I'm inclined to think the same regarding the wife. Amirite?

I kid I kid....

[the_silverfox]

Damn, it was flagged. Should've been nominated for "Best of CL!"

[chevysoldier]

Damn, it was flagged. Should've been nominated for "Best of CL!"

Surprised it lasted as long as it did.

[PrincessPratt]

Omg!

[JBartolucci4]

Some people on CL are just douche bags.... "Oh My, I don't like this ad - I feel that it insults me in some outlandish way - FLAG" Seriously people flag the annoying spam crap and have a sense of humor! (Not directed at anyone on here, I'm just venting a little)

[jporter12]

If there's no such thing as a free dog I'm inclined to think the same regarding the wife. Amirite?

You sir, are very correct! Rep to you!