'03VstarSH Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 In the time honored tradition of the Society of Hookers & Blow (SHB), we mourn the loss of another of our fallen brothers and sisters. Another member has succumbed the disease called "marriage". We are at war against the dark legion that calls themselves "We who seek to become spouses". Their evil goals are monogamy and shared bank accounts. Please join me in mourning our fallen member and also the strengthening our resolve to keep the hookers and blow free and in plentiful supply.Seriously, tho, congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 ahhh,the comfort of the OR support group....*tear* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 congrats sucka!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granda080 Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 I will gladly say congrats! Being married is great!... free cooking and cleaning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 I will gladly say congrats! Being married is great!... free cooking and cleaninglol. Just...no sex, or sex with the same person...forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtremef4i Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 Congrats Jarvis! and PS, wen are you ever going to ride with us again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balaormiga Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 With marriage comes demands. sex sex sex.. seems like they never let up... gets annoying after a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 I will gladly say congrats! Being married is great!... free cooking and cleaningYeah right. When the fuck does that start?? But congrats dude. Oh wait. You're not in prison are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltsrunm Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 With marriage comes demands. sex sex sex.. seems like they never let up... gets annoying after a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 With marriage comes demands. sex sex sex.. seems like they never let up... gets annoying after a while.Haha. I'm sure...that's what the wife, and other women think. Stay single, you...get all da poons you want! Yeah right. When the fuck does that start?? But congrats dude. Oh wait. You're not in prison are you? He is now...life commitment. Everything down the drain. One whoha...forever...jk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted November 1, 2009 Report Share Posted November 1, 2009 oh, guys/girls, here's your fun fact for the day...If you make sure to ask the right way, and have a couple Catholics on your side, you can actually convince the Catholic Church to marry you in official fashion and in an actual Cathedral and still have your Jewish family come bring you a glass and break it at the end of the ceremony.Watching 200 Catholics scream "mazel tov" at the end of a catholic ceremony in a cathedral is a sight to see, I assure you. did this guy show up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted November 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Congrats Jarvis! and PS, wen are you ever going to ride with us again?thanks, and I can get back into it next season, since I'll likely be dropping my other Thursday commitment for the weekday rides, and since I'm married I'll need the mental health outings on Sundays.2010 - Dirt roads beware...With marriage comes demands. sex sex sex.. seems like they never let up... gets annoying after a while.Where was I when they were handing out these chicks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alab32 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 CONGRATS!!! Mine is in May so, soon I too will be in prison, except less sex from what im told. ha ha ha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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