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steppenwolf

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I wish I were old. Then all these hott college girls would leave me alone

I was crossing the street today and a car beeped it's horn at me,I looked and two girls were in it,as I got closer the window started coming down,I saw a Miami Universtity sticker on the rear window(they ain't got dogs)my step gets a bit smarter as I approach the car,my chest sticks out a bit more,my pants are getting tighter,my mind is racing,what am I gonna say,the window is down all the way and I can see in,two angels are sitting there looking at me with my chest sticking out,my pants are really tight now,my blonde( grey) hair is bowing in the wind,I have a smile from ear to ear,I am so excited now I am about to pee my pants( feel like a 16 year old boy) and then the one yells out to me" Hurry old old man and get out of the way we are in a hurry!"

My bubble is now burst:smilieRR:

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