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Exactly... I hit 5:45, once...and only once. I run longer distances now because I know I'll never set another PR for a mile.

it was my jr year and i was faster and more in "shape" my sr year but the new coach never cared much about times. :rolleyes:

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i can verify the validity of these statements :) :

8 Reasons to date a female soccer player

1) We work w/balls really well

2) We do it for 90 minutes in 11 different positions

3) We like to be on top of our game

4) We enjoy getting hot and sweaty

5) We wear short shorts for better play

6) We are used to getting/talking dirty

7) We know how to take it up the middle

8) We play the field until we score

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the question is what wouldn't all 135lbs of this latino anaconda do with 7 women!:D

if you want a specific answer though, I'd have 1 on-call back masseuse, 2 on-call chefs, 1 on stand-by for random wife beatings :boxing:, and the other 3.... wellllllll :rolleyes:

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the one that cleans the dishes on her off days :D

no no no! "Kitchen Bitch" is a full-time job.

"Bike Whore" is #8 wife, which I would acquire down the road when they start making her model in a dirty strawberry blonde version! :D

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