chevysoldier Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Yeah OR is slow in the winter so I thought I'd Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V some stuff for ya'll.Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts?' Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? If a d eaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? [font=Trebuchet MS]Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? ! Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 mmm ponderosa... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 mmm ponderosa...For lunch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V4junkie Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 mmm ponderosa...those two words should never EVER go together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 aw come on...no love for the rosa? Buffet + Fat guy = awesome!!! need I say more? I don't even know where one is located. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 aw come on...no love for the rosa? Buffet + Fat guy = awesome!!! need I say more? I don't even know where one is located.I think they are all gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 I think they are all gone.Golden Corral briefly fills me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f4isvt Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 theres still a ponderosa in riverside. MMM chicken wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 PonderismsYou guys crack me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 aw come on...no love for the rosa? Buffet + Fat guy = awesome!!! need I say more? I don't even know where one is located.Put your location here, find a 'Rosa....or a Bonanza! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregoR6 Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Can you get a thread off-topic, when its already in the off-topic section? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
standout Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 why is there braile on the drive-thru atm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 those are all terrible. And now i'm thinking about how sick i got last time i ate at ponderosa. I<3 all of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Yes....very nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 (edited) Can you get a thread off-topic, when its already in the off-topic section? Stop trying to bring this thread back to topic new guy. Edited January 13, 2010 by Cdubyah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregoR6 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Stop trying to bring this thread back to topic new guy. I just typed a bunch of other stuff to ponder and I tried to edit and add to it before I posted and it deleted the whole thing....I'm begining to think it was foul play because the post didn't contain the word "Ponderosa"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 wodod we eallly need spelling b's????we could do without them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GregoR6 Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 What's bigger than a great room? How big does a room have to be before it's no longer considered a room?How big does a mini-blind have to be before its no longer considered mini?Why call it a "half-bath" when you can't take a bath in it? How does a blind person know when to quit wiping after a #2?What does a deaf person use for an alarm clock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 What does a deaf person use for an alarm clock?Their alarm clocks and door bells are usually tied into the lighting systems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 i havent been in 3 rooms of my house in months. i wonder whats been going on in there. hmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 I feel bad for those hookers you've starved to death. Haven't even checked on them in 3 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artmageddon Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 What does a deaf person use for an alarm clock?I had a hearing impaired friend in college. He had a bed that would shake when his alarm would go off. I always thought it was cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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