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The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.

[a man puts a body on the cart]

Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.

The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.

The Dead Collector: What?

Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.

The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.

Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.

The Dead Collector: He isn't.

Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.

Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.

Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.

The Dead Collector: I can't take him.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.

Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.

The Dead Collector: I can't.

Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.

Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?

The Dead Collector: Thursday.

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.

Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?

The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.

[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]

Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.

The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Large Man with Dead Body: Right.

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You should watch Pirates of Silicon Valley.

I'm guessing that is on a channel I don't have...Cable cost too much and I don't watch it enough to pay for it.

:lol: Yeah' date=' he had a little something to do with it. :lol:

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The dude with the glasses looks familiar, but I really don't know who they are.

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I'm guessing that is on a channel I don't have...Cable cost too much and I don't watch it enough to pay for it.
It's a movie.
The dude with the glasses looks familiar, but I really don't know who they are.
:moo:

You use a computer (obviously) but don't know who the people responsible for PCs are? That's like driving a car, but not knowing who Henry Ford is.

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Do you like using a mouse on your PC? :roll:

Douglas Engelbart (inventor of the mouse) didn't work for Apple - Apple didn't even exist in 1964.

And Apple didn't make the Xerox 8010 Star Information system (first system that shipped with a mouse).

Apple did, however, ship the Mac in 1984, which popularized the mouse.

Just sayin....

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Douglas Engelbart (inventor of the mouse) didn't work for Apple - Apple didn't even exist in 1964.

And Apple didn't make the Xerox 8010 Star Information system (first system that shipped with a mouse).

Apple did, however, ship the Mac in 1984, which popularized the mouse.

Just sayin....

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I don't know who the hell Douglas Engelbart is, but I can tell you he didn't invent the mouse as we know it. Maybe conceptually, otherwise no. Xerox invented the mouse which you should know if you watched Pirates of Silicon Valley

edit: or maybe he did... but credit still commonly goes to Xerox

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