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Aww thank you, Shugga Dumplins!!

If y''all are curious, here is my birthday list... feel free to chip in as needed:

1. 2 pairs of BootyPop underpants (size "Sweetest") www.bootypoppanties.com

2. Replacement Three Days Grace tickets! for AFTER March 25.

3. An iPad and matching set of iTampons.

4. a hysterectomy ASA-fuckin-P

5. An 18-year-old Latino cabana boy, preferably an orphan who's had a hard life

6. A step ladder and a sledge hammer to assist in communications with my BD

7. A Hello Kitty Vibrator

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Aww thank you, Shugga Dumplins!!

If y''all are curious, here is my birthday list... feel free to chip in as needed:

1. 2 pairs of BootyPop underpants (size "Sweetest") www.bootypoppanties.com

2. Replacement Three Days Grace tickets! for AFTER March 25.

3. An iPad and matching set of iTampons.

4. a hysterectomy ASA-fuckin-P

5. An 18-year-old Latino cabana boy, preferably an orphan who's had a hard life

6. A step ladder and a sledge hammer to assist in communications with my BD

7. A Hello Kitty Vibrator

is it safe to assume you want #1 before #5 and after #4?

:)

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