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Tickling a Bulldog's Balls is Just Wrong


Big Green Valley

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It's like group doggie molestation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQRoRw9qetA

"Apparently, dog show judges like to see a little life in the face of the usually bored Bulldog. So in order to get a "questioning look" on their bull dog's faces, handlers molest their dog's nut bags while holding their heads up.

Dude is straight-up tickling that Bulldog's balls WITH feeling! He's doing it like he really means it. I expected the handler to whisper a love sonnet in the Bulldog's ear or lick his fingers before handling. Sucio.

If the handlers wanted to get a "WTF look" on their Bulldog's faces without taking them to second base, they could just show them this video. Nobody is fluffing my parts (no, not even myself, you sick ass) at the moment and I've definitely got a "questioning look" on my face."

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Girl dog - give 'er the shocker.

Boy dog - modified shocker (one finger) should work.

I mean come on, you're already tickling his balls, time to step yo' game up..

My 85 lb. Appalachian Porch Hound/lap dog would get the desired 'surprised look' on his face if I tried that, which would quickly turn into a "time to kill my owner" look.

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