redrocket04 Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Off topic section, so I'm putting off topic junk here.So, I'm sitting in my bedroom playing on the internet. This site, specifically. My dog takes it upon herself to get up from her nap downstairs, waddle her butt upstairs to my room, sat down, burped in my face, stands up, farted, then walked out of the room, and back downstairs. WTF?I love this dog, but English bulldogs are the nastiest dogs ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twisted12 Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Thats what dogs do and why we love them!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocket04 Posted April 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 It's like she could feel it brewing, and wanted to share the joy. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 at least SHE cant give you a red rocket show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocket04 Posted April 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 This redrocket name is gonna not work too well. I'll have to make my niece sad and get it changed. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Sounds perfectly normal. That's how I show my girlfriend that I love her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashweights Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 lol, my boxer does the same thing, only they sprint instead of waddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 i had a room mate that used to do that too....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Don't people be hatin' on me for knowing this...Female wolves regurgitate food for the pups.Your dog just considers you part of the primary pack.A bit strange, you're not a pup, but maybe she just thinks you are hungry.My female Shepard used to do that also, walk over to belch at me...It's a friendly gesture for a dog, what can I say...Always look on the bright side, at least she didn't barf something up for you to eat.edit: Dogs don't normally fart, I suspect her diet isn't quite right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocket04 Posted April 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Don't people be hatin' on me for knowing this...Female wolves regurgitate food for the pups.Your dog just considers you part of the primary pack.A bit strange, you're not a pup, but maybe she just thinks you are hungry.My female Shepard used to do that also, walk over to belch at me...It's a friendly gesture for a dog, what can I say...Always look on the bright side, at least she didn't barf something up for you to eat.edit: Dogs don't normally fart, I suspect her diet isn't quite right.I'm not quite appreciative, though. I'm glad she didn't bark, though.As for the farting, English bulldogs are well known for their gassy asses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 edit: Dogs don't normally fart, I suspect her diet isn't quite right.My dog farts all the time....then looks at me like nothing just happened. Her diet consists of dog food and random feral cat shit she finds in the yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Coon breath burps are the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curby Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 i can say my Rott is a gas machine. his diet... dog food. we've changed a few times to see if that would help him, but it only made it worse. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisty Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Sounds perfectly normal. That's how I show my girlfriend that I love her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 My dog too is a sewer ass. I mean his gas will literally clear the room. Ive seen him do it many times. Its scary. He is on a very good diet too. Grain free yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremygsxr Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 RFFTW=rottweilers fart for the win! When I was a teen my mom work at a Chinese restaraunt, she would give our rotts left overs. Then it was over. Clear House. Reminded me of Swat team going after a criminal. My Rottie is the same way without the Chinese diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 my dog farts i blame it on my gf......... she hates that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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