Likwid Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 I'm pretty sure noone on here has their MD and I only know of one RN and she hasn't been on here since January.But I figured I'd ask....any takers? And no, I don't need a prostate exam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 i stayed at a holiday inn express last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashweights Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 ask jsheikh in 4 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted April 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 i stayed at a holiday inn express last night.that's good enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 My girl is a nurse and so is PrincessPratt on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funjunkie Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Im starting Nursing school this summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 tags!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted April 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 I sent a PM over to Pratt, thanks folks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 I sent a PM over to Pratt, thanks folks she is getting hitched....... the new mr. might not like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiztedRabbit Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 word dude.. im a firefighter/emt-I/ med tech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted April 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 word dude.. im a firefighter/emt-I/ med techI forgot about that, PMing you too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShankroidBeast Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 I've gone through paramedic training, been a lifeguard, was able to save an 8 year old from drowning in a pool, work for a hospitals and doctors offices for the past 15 years, spent 2 years in an ER while going to school (so I've seen everything no matter how embarrassing) and I also even made the mistake of marring a nurse.So if you have a question I'll be haapy to lie to you and make you feel better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fazerlady Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 I am a Medical Assistant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drew95gt Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Registered Respiratory Therapist here...if you need intubated, then I am your man!!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Did you try webmd.for your ballistic issues? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted April 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 holy fucksticks which mod changed the tags? I almost pissed myself.I severely underestimated the medical expertise around here... anyone specialize or have experience in endocrinology (sp)... yes, I have a legitimate need here beyond my normal fucktastic posting habits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShankroidBeast Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Okay. Sorry to pull this, we have a lot of qualified people here....but.....moments after my welding accident I was barely able to put out the pubic hair fire, when in the process my moisture laden underwear (soaked from a failed bellybutton shot of 151 earlier in the evening) set my nether regions ablaze and in the process was able to save my right ball by pouring my beer on it (i drink beer fast and only had enough left to save one I'm afraid)so take it from a real man with only one ball. You can trust me....even when I lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted April 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 What I can't tell... if you're serious... because you scare me that much.fyi I don't have a ball issue, a mod did that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 What I can't tell... if you're serious... because you scare me that much.fyi I don't have a ball issue, a mod did that Your not the only one that about pissed yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShankroidBeast Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Come on that was a long time ago. I've fathered a child since then. Yes I do have one ball. I would be very happy to prove that to your GF or your Ball and chain It's really funny when I have to have physical I never say anything about it. Strange how the doctor's head cocks to the side when he checks me for a hernia....his eyes say...WTF.....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted April 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 That's actually really funny (not losing a ball, the fact you're having fun with it)Also it's funny you said "cocked" when referring to a doctor feeling your ball. I'll PM you my question, but you'll sadly be disapointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShankroidBeast Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 I've told a lot of stories over the years about how I lost my ball. Truth is, when I was 11 yeas old I was riding down the only hill in the area on BMX bikes with my friend. I was going a good 20mph when an old lady opened the car door right in front of me. The VERY sharp gooseneck on my Huffy ripped my ballsack open and lots of pain and mayhem ensued.So yeah I tell a different story every time I explain it. My favorite is when I was working on a manoyane farm when one day the pitchfork glanced off....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted April 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 holy christ, anyone that reads the BMX story and doesn't cringe is a woman....*shudder* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 holy fucksticks which mod changed the tags? I almost pissed myself. Your not the only one that about pissed yourself.i aim to please............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Yea I was gonna offer to help but now I'm not so sure I want to know........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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