mhallam85 Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Why Parents DrinkA father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw anEnvelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son John PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home_____________________________________________________________If this is a repost, im lazy and didnt look.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiztedRabbit Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 haha nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBR600rr Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Done that before...kinda :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cbosman Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 The bad thing is that I dont think I would have read the whole letter. Just go out and find him. Which would probably lead to a "real" bad situation. So not to self pray and read the whole letter before reacting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samizzle Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Haha. Creative. I should have done that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysonL Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 :lol::lol:SHIT! I nearly pissed myself laughing so hard.I'm definitely going to use this one way or another! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhallam85 Posted April 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Yea I was reading this and I got to the part where he was only 15 and just was shocked at that point in the letter. It was a good LOL situation at the end, im sure my co-workers were wondering what i laughed about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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