Twilight thread!

[Aerik]

the first movie, it's pretty much as if the director told the "actors" to remember what their faces looked like the first time they had a large blunt rubbery object(s) forced into their anus. which, it appears, wasn't that long ago.

don't get me started on the books. i'm no fan of anne rice, but if she took a shit on some paper after a heavy night of patron, burritos, and blood sausage, then lit the product on fire, it would be the series of sparkly lovey dovey vampires known as twilight

Agreed. At least Rice's crappy androgynous vampire porn had its good parts.