jbot Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Jbot, or Kosmo? No, he's not just kidding. I can't stand when someone turns out to the right, in front of me, nothing coming after me, then 1/4 mile down the road stop to make a left. This has happened to me a lot!are you saying my english is bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jessecwalters Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 ^^ hahah i love that. but for some reason, my asian wife doesnt find it as funny as i do?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 One that I deal with on a weekly basis...People too fat, lazy, selfish, _____(fill in the blank with whatever the excuse is) to walk their DAMN shopping carts back to the cart returns and leave them strewn about in the parking lot.I guess for me, that's the the tip of the iceberg that starts to snowball inside my brain about "what's wrong with Americans" -- the cart return is a symptom of a much larger systemic problem. Guess what happened to me tonight?? You jinxed me Justin! Went to Lowes, parked next to the cart corral. Don't mind parking there, 'cause usually no loose carts next to it. Come out, & guess what? Yup.... loose cart up against my front bumber/fender. I was like "You gotta be freakin' kiddin' me.... How lazy can someone be that they couldn't walk another 8 feet to put it away?!" Once I calmed down after a minute, it occurred to me how windy it was, & hoping it blew over from somewhere else, rather than some lazy a$$ parked next to me leavin' it there Fortunately, doesn't look like it scratched/dented anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 We just can't have nice things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 (edited) Define sandals.These?or these?I wear flip-flops all the time. :tongue:DUDE.... Top pic.... That big toe nail is NOT pretty And those are mandalsBottom pic are flip floppersAnd for the record..... Girls who wear open toes BEST have painted nails or french manicures. I hate it when you can see the dogs, & they ain't been prettied up! Not excessively long either... Shouldn't look like a groundhog or you snort coke off your toenails.And yes.... I have a foot fetish! A girl who takes care of her feet, usually takes care of the rest of herself No canoe feet either on girls Edited May 14, 2010 by Fonzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 ....Continually butchering the language just makes a person look less than intelligent.Jbot, or Kosmo? Nope, Jbot uses 'creative spelling' on purpose. He <can> spell when he wants to.I had JCrotch and his cousin/brother ZX14 (170mph in a 65) in mind when I posted that particular peeve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphy Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 No canoe feet either on girls ?????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 One that I deal with on a weekly basis...People too fat, lazy, selfish, _____(fill in the blank with whatever the excuse is) to walk their DAMN shopping carts back to the cart returns and leave them strewn about in the parking lot.I guess for me, that's the the tip of the iceberg that starts to snowball inside my brain about "what's wrong with Americans" -- the cart return is a symptom of a much larger systemic problem. I HATE that! The wife yesterday had to move a cart so I could park in the space at the store and it was 2 spots from the damn corral! I'm always straightening up their corrals by pushing all the carts together in 2 neat rowsOCD I know, but old habits die hard I do the same thing, but I've never worked at a store. It annoys me that I HAVE to do it too. I can't fight the temptation.+I get annoyed by people who walk super slow and manage to take up the whole walkway even though there's enough space for 3-4 people to pass each other comfortably.Hell yes! Mall people are the WORST for that.People who have problems with love between a man and a sheep. Just funny in general.women who manage to sneak out of the kitchen....... Just funny in general. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWing'R Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 I have a new one, after spending the last two hours with a maintenace guy that has a thing for saying..."alrighty and oh yeah" to about everything, after a few times I wanted wring his neck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Spitters &/or gaggersI mean, C'MON!.... I don't do that to you when I'm snorkeling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 ?????? I take it you're worried this applies to you?? Let me put it this way.... If a tribe of pygmies can use your shoe to paddle down a river.... You might be a canoe footIf sea mammals look at your feet longingly.... You might be a canoe foot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphy Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 I take it you're worried this applies to you?? Let me put it this way.... If a tribe of pygmies can use your shoe to paddle down a river.... You might be a canoe footIf sea mammals look at your feet longingly.... You might be a canoe footI just did not know what it meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 I just did not know what it meant.Long, skinny feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooner Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Here in California it is to see that so many people have not tried to learn to speak a word of English even though they have teenage children educated here and plenty of time to try and plenty of govt funded programs to help.oh and fuckers that park in disabled spots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 LMFAO... Wow you guys have pretty much covered it all. Some of you are picky sumbitches. I agree with a few of these, but come on. Its never gonna be a perfect world cuz people suck... but it is also these people that make our days interesting - maybe its in a good way one day and in a shitty way the next. All in all, I TRY to appreciate what I have, its just hard some days.I will add one...THIEVES/BURGLARS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 We just can't have nice things.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCorYsc82Lk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 LMFAO... Wow you guys have pretty much covered it all. Some of you are picky sumbitches. I agree with a few of these, but come on. Its never gonna be a perfect world cuz people suck... but it is also these people that make our days interesting - maybe its in a good way one day and in a shitty way the next. All in all, I TRY to appreciate what I have, its just hard some days.I will add one...THIEVES/BURGLARS i was waiting on that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 People who fart silently. Audible warning! It's the Christian thing to do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 incorrect position of the rear view mirrror between day and night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted May 20, 2010 Report Share Posted May 20, 2010 People who fart silently. Audible warning! It's the Christian thing to do...My father (RIP) always called those "Orphans: they lost their pop"...My dogs are good at those. Doesn't seem to bother them when I let one go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedogg624 Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 here this sums up every one of mine: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted May 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 I'll add a new one after last night.....Drunk drivers.... Especially ones who try killing my family! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 incorrect position of the rear view mirrror between day and nightI have mine backwards because during the day when I flip it down I can see my kid in the back seat. Flipped up I see through the back window. here this sums up every one of mine:What about capitalization? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 I have mine backwards because during the day when I flip it down I can see my kid in the back seat. Flipped up I see through the back window. Soccer mom style! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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