DTM Brian Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 So I am coming home with the lady in the Vette on 270 and this COOL DUDE pulls up next me on his 2001-2003 GSXR 600/750. He has wearing a t-shirt that he must have taken from his little brother and the helment on his head is a ball cap turned around backwards. He sees me in the vette and comes up next to me reving at me and swerving back and fourth in his lane. After annoying me for several miles my first reaction was to downshift from 6th to 3rd and find out just how big his balls were. I figure a run up to 180 mph might put him in check. Then after thinking about it he did not have gear on and it would be my luck he would smear himself all over the freeway.So I say to the owner of this GSXR. Go put some gear on and give me a shout and I will drag your ass down the freeway in my turbo mustang. My guess is you do not have a Motorcyle Endorsement or Insurance.Fag!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Wait...............you gots a new woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Wait...............you gots a new woman?That was my thought! Hoping it's not a psycho one this time!Anouther example of Suzuki = Squid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 that whole story and you guys are like, you got a new chick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 that whole story and you guys are like, you got a new chick? There was a story? Shit, I didn't get beyond the first line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Yea, details. She's not the one from cheeseburger in paradise is she? Hot, mentally stable, over 17??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Yea, details. She's not the one from cheeseburger in paradise is she? Hot, mentally stable, over 17??? what's this nonsense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 what's this nonsense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 At least you showed a restraint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 what's this nonsense?Do we need to rehash the "kay" thing??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 Wait...............you gots a new woman?Dyno-B, you have some 'splaining to do!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natedogg624 Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 i would love to hear either of those cars alongside a drag even though i know i would lose, just the sound would make it a win for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmassey Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 did she come with the vette ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 did she cum in the vette ?ftfy:banana: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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