SWing'R Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 Either. 2-3 seconds is what you are told in driving school. Nobody does that. Car or bike...How the fuck do you know what NOBODY does? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 Yo mama is so fat, when I say "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall and screams "Ohh yeahhh". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 yo momma so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.yo momma so fat she turned a supermarket into an ethiopian village over night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 Yo mama is so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Bubba gets it. Post more mang!Jagr: Post more?!? Why, when the thread seems to have degenerated into a nonsensical discourse of babbling monkeys pecking away at typewriters...I'm gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 ^ peace out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 **edit - wrong thread lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWing'R Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 ...the thread seems to have degenerated into a nonsensical discourse of babbling monkeys pecking away at typewriters... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Jagr: Post more?!? Why, when the thread seems to have degenerated into a nonsensical discourse of babbling monkeys pecking away at typewriters...I'm gone.please. your first mistake was thinking that this sort of topic in this type of forum breeds intelligent discourse.this is about having fun, at your "i are so srsly on teh internetz" expense. don't forget to fill out your hurt feelings report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Your momma's so big and ugly that when she went to take a bath, the water jumped out and said "I'll wait!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Yo mama is so black, she was riding a bike and got a ticket for tinted windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 your momma's so big she puts her belt on with a boomerang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Yo momma's so Asian she breastfeeds soymilk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 your momma's so fat her pants size is equator! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Yo mama so white she gets a sunburn from a 40 watt bulb. Pasty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Yo mama is sooooooooo ugly her reflection quit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Sure he was the typical squid that gives us sportbike guys a bad name, but if there is a length of a car between cars, that's enough room for a 53" wheel based bike to fit...Sounds like it was your opinion that it was too tight and too close. We get that a lot at the track when people come in and state they had people passing too closely. Remember, to you, it may have felt like they were laying on top of you, but in essence, it was more like 6 foot of room...I'd say he was under dressed, but as proof from the drivers stabbing brakes - usually they are the issue and from your story, they were too close and they were not paying attention and maybe made it look worse than it was...So, you are saying that you leave at minimal, a car's length in front and behind you when changing lanes between cars when you are driving? You also are saying that you leave over 5 feet in front and behind you on your bike?Man, we rode in CA a few times and the lane splitting takes some getting used to, but guys like Casper would shit their pants if they did so... It was TIGHT! And that wasn't a track!Cagers hit their brakes when a full semi behind other cars. The OP could have easily been unable to judge correctly... I mean, there are ALWAYS two sides to every story.Hmmm.... I sense a discrepancy here http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=55308 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 BTW, voice of experience... regardless of the road speed, multiple lane changes that cause other vehicles to jab on their brakes to get out of your way, will get you a reckless ops ticket. I've seen it happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 yo mama is so fat, when i say "kool-aid," she comes crashing through the wall and screams "ohh yeahhh".winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 95% of the time I leave 2-3 seconds following distance. I do count it off in my head from time to time. If I do ride close, I ride far left of the lane to be able to see in front of the cage in front of me. Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Hmmm.... I sense a discrepancy here http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=55308 must only be cool when its his rant............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 95% of the time I leave 2-3 seconds following distance. I do count it off in my head from time to time. If I do ride close, I ride far left of the lane to be able to see in front of the cage in front of me. Good idea that I use as well. I do my best to avoid being in a bumper to bumper traffic situation, especially at speed, to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 must only be cool when its his rant............Speakin' of which.... Now that I think about it.... I'm just spitballin' here... But isn't he the one who caught a bunch of grief last year or so for ranting about wanting to run some squid off the road with his car, for the way he was ridin'?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 http://www.ohio-riders.com/showthread.php?t=29823But, that's different. That was THEN. This is now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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