Casper Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 Some of these had me rolling:So Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve superconductors here." The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.A higgs-boson walks into a church. The priest says "higgs-bosons aren't allowed in here." The higgs-boson says "but without me, how can you have mass?"Why did the tachyon cross the road? To get to the other side.Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.A parasite walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind in here." The parasite says "well you're not a very good host."A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve neutrinos in here." The neutrino says "I was just passing through."A skeleton walks into a bar and says 'give me a beer and a mop'.Why do computer geeks get Halloween confused with Christmas: because Oct 31 = Dec 25. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted August 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 f(x) walks in to a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't cater for functions". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted August 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 Wanted : Schrodinger's cat. Dead and alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted August 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 Why did Mr ohm marry Mrs ohm? He couldn't Resist'er.A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks the bartender how much. "For you, no charge".Two atoms are sitting at a bar. Atom #1 " I think I've lost an electron" Atom #2 "Are you sure" Atom #1 "I'm positive!" My eyes are full of tears right now, and coworkers are looking at me strangely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flounder Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 You haz the issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattaniAFJ Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 I mean....What..........The................Fuck............? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raincheck Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 Lol. Casper, you do wear a helmet, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 You haz the issues. I mean....What..........The................Fuck............?I laughed more at these than the jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 slow day at the Nerd Heard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 slow day at the Nerd Heard?I cannot wait til Chuck is back with a new season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted August 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 A graviton walks into a bar, everyone follows.An etheron walks into a series of bars, but only for a second.A photon approaches a bar, walks into a nightclub, and leaves a bar.Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raincheck Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 a graviton walks into a bar, everyone follows.An etheron walks into a series of bars, but only for a second.A photon approaches a bar, walks into a nightclub, and leaves a bar.Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other sidestop please. It hurt's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 I'm a HUGE fan of these:http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/0000/bastard01.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphy Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 May F=ma be with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 I'm a HUGE fan of these:http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/0000/bastard01.phpI especially appreciated the one about hiding stuff that they were stealing in Dumpsters under ITIL manauls, figuring anyone that saw them would go on to the next Dumpster, avoiding anything ITIL-related at any cost.If you've been to ITIL training :yawn smiley: you'll understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted August 30, 2010 Report Share Posted August 30, 2010 I understood 99.99% of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyco1 Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 Heisenberg may have slept here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Heisenberg may have slept here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 I mean....What..........The................Fuck............?Agreed LMFAO...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan_Rider Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 I only undertood maybe 25% of these...still not sure if that is good or bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 i didn't get the computer geek one... i'm not that kind of nerd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 i didn't get the computer geek one... i'm not that kind of nerd.Why do computer geeks get Halloween confused with Christmas: because Oct 31 = Dec 25.Oct 31 = Dec 25Octal 031 = Decimal 25http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octal#Octal_to_Decimal_conversionI really hope someone else gets this or I'm going to be feeling mighty geeky and not in a good way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Um yea, I no get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerik Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Why do computer geeks get Halloween confused with Christmas: because Oct 31 = Dec 25.Oct 31 = Dec 25Octal 031 = Decimal 25http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octal#Octal_to_Decimal_conversionI really hope someone else gets this or I'm going to be feeling mighty geeky and not in a good way.Nah, I got it. But that may be because I spent a ridiculous amount of time last session explaining octal, bcd, hex, and the rest to ECET-100 students. It was all at the front of my brain (and my recurring nightmares: "No, 10 is only ten in decimal, in binary it's two. Repeat, repeat, repeat...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrillo Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Nah, I got it. But that may be because I spent a ridiculous amount of time last session explaining octal, bcd, hex, and the rest to ECET-100 students. It was all at the front of my brain (and my recurring nightmares: "No, 10 is only ten in decimal, in binary it's two. Repeat, repeat, repeat...)Right. There are 10 kinds of people, those that understand binary, and those that do not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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