jblosser Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 (edited) Saw an ad for this last night. Comes out Friday. Looks, well, maybe stupid BUT:- Directed by Robert Rodriguez (Sin City, Grindhouse)- (one of the) Producers is Quentin Tarantino- Stars:-- Danny Trejo-- Steven Segal-- Michelle Rodriguez - single fap-- Cheech (either our very own or the other famous one - I'm not sure which)-- Jessica Alba - triple fap-- Bobby DeNiro-- Lindsey Lohan - depending upon drugged-up status, either single, double, or triple fap-- Rose McGowan - single fap, except years ago when she showed up at some awards thing in a chain-mail dress - that was double fap materialDrug lords, illegal aliens, kung fu, machete fu, assassinations...- Plot, per IMDB: The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives the sniper's bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. Edited August 31, 2010 by jblosser 'ad' only has one 'd' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyco1 Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 So this is the movie that they had a "preview" for in Grindhouse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jermattak Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 Yes ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 This is going to be AWESOME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 This is going to be AWESOME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 (edited) [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8cCzltPD6Y[/ame]Video is NWS for boobies and language. FYIthis preview is better than the one on TV Edited August 31, 2010 by Cdubyah NWS addition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alab32 Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 Saw an ad for this last night. Comes out Friday. Looks, well, maybe stupid BUT:That is exactly what I was thinking. Looks stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted August 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 That is exactly what I was thinking. Looks stupid.BUT... various degrees of hot chicks, guns, machetes, explosions, assorted forms of fu, and our very own Cheech (I think, still not sure), what more could ya want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 BUT... various degrees of hot chicks, guns, machetes, explosions, assorted forms of fu, and our very own Cheech (I think, still not sure), what more could ya want? and lindsey lohan dressed as a nun licking a revolver. Hopefully Rodriguez put a little blow on the barrel to help her along... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted August 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 and lindsey lohan dressed as a nun licking a revolver. Hopefully Rodriguez put a little blow on the barrel to help her along...Lotion? Check.Tissues? Check.Fapping commences in 3...2...1... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artmageddon Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 That is exactly what I was thinking. Looks stupid.I kinda think that is the point. It is supposed to be cheesy, over the top action and sex. It is an homage to the action films & soft core porn of the 70's and 80's. This is the kind of crap we hoped was on Cinemax or USA Saturday nights when we were kids and our parents were asleep. The internet wasn't always around, ya know. I think it looks sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 I kinda think that is the point. It is supposed to be cheesy, over the top action and sex. It is an homage to the action films & soft core porn of the 70's and 80's. This is the kind of crap we hoped was on Cinemax or USA Saturday nights when we were kids and our parents were asleep. The internet wasn't always around, ya know. I think it looks sweet.Ah, Skinemax. Those were simpler days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 Any film RR makes, I'm in.I've been waiting for this for a LONG time. He had NO plans on making this a full film, but after Grindhouse came out, folks wanted to see it.Do you realize that after ALL these years making movies, this is Danny Trejo's FIRST starring role? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted August 31, 2010 Report Share Posted August 31, 2010 This is going to be AWESOME.I hope so. Saw a preview for it last night. Definitely want to see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alab32 Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 (edited) I kinda think that is the point. It is supposed to be cheesy, over the top action and sex. It is an homage to the action films & soft core porn of the 70's and 80's. This is the kind of crap we hoped was on Cinemax or USA Saturday nights when we were kids and our parents were asleep. The internet wasn't always around, ya know. I think it looks sweet.Ha ha ha... You brought back memories for me. My parents were too cheap for cinemax though, so I has to try to get a quick picture in the mix of the sliding colors and static. Ha ha ha ha. But the sound worked! lol. Edited September 1, 2010 by alab32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swingset Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 I got a screener for it. Didn't care for it myself and I like Rodriguez/Tarantino movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted September 1, 2010 Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Ha ha ha... You brought back memories for me. My parents were too cheap for cinemax though, so I has to try to get a quick picture in the mix of the sliding colors and static. Ha ha ha ha. But the sound worked! lol.Wow...memory lane! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted September 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2010 Ha ha ha... You brought back memories for me. My parents were too cheap for cinemax though, so I has to try to get a quick picture in the mix of the sliding colors and static. Ha ha ha ha. But the sound worked! lol.Wow...memory lane!Anyone from Columbus remember Qube? Specifically channel P10? 59 seconds of happiness for a 13 year old (plenty of time ). If you figured out the "safety pin" trick you had all the fellas in the 'hood over to watch whenever the 'rents were gone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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