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My attractive female neighbor


Casper

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My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid. She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.

:lol:

Saw this on reddit and had to share.

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My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid. She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.

:lol:

Saw this one reddit and had to share.

I want the Mother / Daughter combo that lives across the street from you. :D

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Poor Casper, I know how hard it is to get a date from a girl who keeps screaming "get out of my house you pervert".:p Just remember the guy from Little Nicky who ended up in hell being chased by the big bird.:D

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