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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day….

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,

‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.

Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or stupid?’

So I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

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This is how I earn my zombie title... I searched and found a relevant thread to post this in w/o having to start a new one.

Anyway, this is "our" Walmart... the one I go to every Friday because it's convenient. Nothing more, nothing less. I just thought this was amusing in a "I'm glad I'm just reading about it and not the cracker being choked"-sorta way.

Woman Chokes Walmart Greeter and threatens to blow the store up, then wants to charge Walmart employees with harrassment.

http://www.morningjournal.com/articles/2011/03/28/news/mj4315138.txt

ELYRIA — A pregnant woman and her mother were both arrested after the mother allegedly choked a 71-year-old Wal-Mart greeter and the daughter threatened to blow up the store Saturday, according to an Elyria police report.

According to witnesses, Ashley Jackson, 21, and Toni Duncan, 49, both of Elyria, were at Wal-Mart, 1000 Chestnut Commons Drive, to have a gift card reloaded and a money order sent away. After the clerk at the customer service desk did not help them, they got mad and walked away.

The pair went to leave but were stopped by the greeter, a 71-year-old Sheffield Lake man, who asked for their receipt. Jackson and Duncan said they didn’t have it and yelled obscenities at the man, calling him a “cracker.”

Duncan then pushed a cart into the greeter, grabbed his throat and began choking him, according to the report.

As employees broke up the fight, Jackson went back to the customer service desk and threatened to punch the clerk in the face. She also said that when she tells her boyfriend about the greeter, he won’t be alive, the report stated.

Before leaving the store, Jackson yelled “I’m going to blow up Walmart.”

As officers arrived, Jackson was inside a black Pontiac and Duncan was standing outside of it accusing store employees of harassing her. Police asked her what happened but she refused to answer. When they specifically asked if she threatened to blow up the store, Jackson replied, “Yeah, I did, so there!”

They were both arrested and brought to the Elyria Police Department where Duncan admitted to choking the greeter. She added she wanted to charge the employees at Walmart for harassing her.

Jackson was charged with inducing panic and aggravated menacing and Duncan was charged with assault. Because Jackson was pregnant and had two small children with her, both women were released on a summons for Elyria Municipal Court, the report stated.

Stay classy Elyria.

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