jblosser Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Husband StoreA store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men Have JobsShe is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.PLEASE NOTE:To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.The first floor has wives that love sex.The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beerThe third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speedytriple Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gl1200 Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 (edited) I woulda left the store at the 3rd floor bc we all know its a hoax.What she shoulda said after the 3rd floor was " OK, where are the hidden cameras? That's hilarious, has a job, loves kids and good looking??? best joke evar!!!" Edited January 6, 2011 by OsuMj 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFM Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 I woulda left the store at the 3rd floor bc we all know its a hoax.osnap. Neg rep for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 I woulda left the store at the 3rd floor bc we all know its a hoax.What she shoulda said after the 3rd floor was " OK, where are the hidden cameras? That's hilarious, has a job, loves kids and good looking??? best joke evar!!!"i'm on the 7th floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jst2fst Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 This is awesome....Had me for a second floor three I shall be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked94s10 Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadyone Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 i'm on the 7th floor Last time i heard this joke the 7th floor had men .... but they were gay.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KL9 F4i Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 I woulda left the store at the 3rd floor bc we all know its a hoax.What she shoulda said after the 3rd floor was " OK, where are the hidden cameras? That's hilarious, has a job, loves kids and good looking??? best joke evar!!!"Hey! I have a job, love kids and am extremely good looking (at least thats what momma says) but I dont help with housework, thats womens work. Now go make Howard a sammitch! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 That's a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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