eggs Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 MIAMI — Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs, Florida sheriff's deputies said Wednesday.The ashes were taken from a woman's home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores on Dec. 15. The thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her father and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along with electronic equipment and jewelry, the Marion County Sheriff's Office said. Investigators learned what happened to the ashes after they arrested five teens in connection with another burglary attempt at a nearby home last week. "The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine," the sheriff's report said. Once they realized their error, the suspects discussed returning the remaining ashes but threw them in a lake instead because they thought their fingerprints were on the containers, sheriff's spokesman Judge Cochran said. Police divers were trying to recover the ashes. The suspects were jailed on numerous charges of burglary and other crimes.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41156815/ns/us_news-weird_news/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Hahaha, dumbasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkow97 Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 I read the title of this thread and thought, "man, I love my dog, but I don't know about having his ashes mixed with mine..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggO Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 At least it wasn't in a coffee can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_silverfox Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Just doesn't make sense. Burglars steal an URN and think there's drugs in it. Who the hell puts cocaine in an urn? Is this a new drug smuggling trend that I haven't heard of yet? WOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Just doesn't make sense. Burglars steal an URN and think there's drugs in it. Who the hell puts cocaine in an urn? Is this a new drug smuggling trend that I haven't heard of yet? WOW. They tend to no think when ransacking..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Kieth Richards snorted the ashes of his father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jst2fst Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Kieth Richards snorted the ashes of his father.Given he was his dad its still disturbing...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|SnOmAn| Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Just doesn't make sense. Burglars steal an URN and think there's drugs in it. Who the hell puts cocaine in an urn? Is this a new drug smuggling trend that I haven't heard of yet? WOW. It's Miami, they aren't extremely smart down there... Hey, I'm from down there, I can say it but I don't live it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 Im gonna consider myself at rock bottom when i'm snorting corpses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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