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I went through and selected under 12, skinny, and all the really bad stuff and it said

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:lol:

One would think a 12 year old smoker with high cholesterol would at least have enough carcinogens in them to hold off the zombie virus for 5 to 10 minutes.

I would last an hour and 19 minutes. So I could have sex 47 times before I became the undead.

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One would think a 12 year old smoker with high cholesterol would at least have enough carcinogens in them to hold off the zombie virus for 5 to 10 minutes.

I would last an hour and 19 minutes. So I could have sex 47 times before I became the undead.

bwhahaha, that was funny!

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1hr 19min for my fat ass to be infected.

Just for fun, I put in answers for a perfectly healthy person, and it said 1hr 20min. Then I put in answers for an old, obese, unhealthy person and it said 45min.

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