jarvismb Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Hey, you should smell this chemical I work with. It smells goood.You're just generally a bad person.My head still isn't right after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 I hear the next fundraiser will be playing D&D in the forts. A man-sized d20 dice is already being constructed...No, Shiddy just fucks off. I fuck off for charity. Is Shiddy "building" the man size d20 dice for you guys as his next cardboard construct?? And I heard he auctioned off the cardboard Duc at Barrett-Jackson to benefit "Kawi's PostWhores"Ben got the guns as gifts from my sister's kids.Here's comes barefoot & preggo to stick up fer her "little"big nerd And just so you know... I would totally storm that castle wall/drawbridge thing & destroy it! Be like KoolAid man bustin' through a wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Oh how I wish I could get away with that! How can you even still type by now!? You're just generally a bad person.My head still isn't right after that.Yeah, ummm, sorry about that. I had no idea you'd take such a deap breath. :lol:I gotz nuttinz but love for ya man. Here's comes barefoot & preggo to stick up fer her "little"big nerd And just so you know... I would totally storm that castle wall/drawbridge thing & destroy it! Be like KoolAid man bustin' through a wall Both of those comments Fonzie made me crack up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 (edited) This pic is just rife w/ caption possibilities!Girl- "What the hell are you nerds doing??"Nerd- "This is the HeMan WomanHater Club"Girl- "You nerds know I could destroy your "fort", right?"Nerd- "We are the Knights who say "Niii!"Girl- "If you let me in your clubhouse... I'll show you my boobies"Nerd- giggling excitedly... "She said "bewbies"!!Alternate Nerd response- "What are boobies?? Can someone grab the "Teenage Body Book" for me?" Edited February 11, 2011 by Fonzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted February 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 This pic is just rife w/ caption possibilities!Girl- "What the hell are you nerds doing??"Nerd- "This is the HeMan WomanHater Club"Girl- "You nerds know I could destroy your "fort", right?"Nerd- "We are the Knights who say "Niii!"Girl- "If you let me in your clubhouse... I'll show you my boobies"Nerd- giggling excitedly... "She said "bewbies"!!Alternate Nerd response- "What are boobies?? Can someone grab the "Teenage Body Book" for me?"Except for this is her fort: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Except for this is her fort: :lol: You know you were all tryin' to "get in" the My Little Pony Clubhouse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkow97 Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 I didn't bother building a fort. The network guys made a freaking disco (sound system, light show, strobes, etc) and the storage guys made a castle with working drawbridge. There was no competing with that. So I decided to storm their forts and take them over. where do you guys work? I want in. I swear I can be productive and efficient when properly motivated... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 where do you guys work? I want in. I swear I can be productive and efficient when properly motivated...I'm twice as productive as you are, and Franklin doesn't have to pay for relo costs. In fact, I'll slay two of your network engineers in a Nerf war (or real, if you'd prefer), do their jobs and still have enough time to eclipse Kawi's postcount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkow97 Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Ohh I want to see the man size d20! I hope they don't forget the percentage dice, always important to have....In college, I lived with 5 other guys, 2 of whom were VERY into being total nerds. They embraced it far too much.anyway, we had "nerd accessories" all over the damn house, and a D20 was one of the items I became quite familiar with. We'd leave it on the bar and roll it to decide who had to clean up after a party, or do dishes when there was a dispute over who they belonged to, or whatever.One hung-over morning, we were having such a debate about who had to clean up, and I lost; but it was totally worth it to coin the phrase, "I am rolling a 4 on the D20 of sweetness."Conversely, everyone in the house started saying, "this party is a solid 18 on the D20 of sweetness!" or, "that chick was about a 10 on the D20 of hotness," etc.I can't believe that didn't catch on in popular culture... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheech Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 In college, I lived with 5 other guys, 2 of whom were VERY into being total nerds. They embraced it far too much.anyway, we had "nerd accessories" all over the damn house, and a D20 was one of the items I became quite familiar with. We'd leave it on the bar and roll it to decide who had to clean up after a party, or do dishes when there was a dispute over who they belonged to, or whatever.One hung-over morning, we were having such a debate about who had to clean up, and I lost; but it was totally worth it to coin the phrase, "I am rolling a 4 on the D20 of sweetness."Conversely, everyone in the house started saying, "this party is a solid 18 on the D20 of sweetness!" or, "that chick was about a 10 on the D20 of hotness," etc.I can't believe that didn't catch on in popular culture... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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