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Midgets have the strength of ten men.... which is equivalent to one chimpanzee. Therefore if you see a midget chimpanzee run like hell cuz that little furry bastard is a borderline super hero!!

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Midgets have the strength of ten men.... which is equivalent to one chimpanzee. Therefore if you see a midget chimpanzee run like hell cuz that little furry bastard is a borderline super hero!!

Werd, you bitches dont wanna see my gorrilla style.

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Midgets have the strength of ten men.... which is equivalent to one chimpanzee. Therefore if you see a midget chimpanzee run like hell cuz that little furry bastard is a borderline super hero!!
Are you drunk or high?

adaptation from Tosh's comments on "the mentally handicapped"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc5AtOsyS1w

love tosh

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More for MT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

Short People got no reason

Short People got no reason

Short People got no reason

To live

They got little hands

And little eyes

And they walk around

Tellin' great big lies

They got little noses

And tiny little teeth

They wear platform shoes

On their nasty little fett

Well, I don't want no Short People

Don't want no Short People

Don't want no Short People

Round here

Short People are just the same

As you and I

(A Fool Such As I)

All men are brothers

Until the day they die

(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody

Short People got nobody

Short People got nobody

To love

They got little baby legs

And they stand so low

You got to pick 'em up

Just to say hello

They got little cars

That got beep, beep, beep

They got little voices

Goin' peep, peep, peep

They got grubby little fingers

And dirty little minds

They're gonna get you every time

Well, I don't want no Short People

Don't want no Short People

Don't want no Short People

'Round here

:lol::lol:

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:lol::lol:

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