Carwhore Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-20013268-71.htmlDroid Doesn't. Or it could be that Droid Won't. Or even Can't.But the statistical evidence is clear. The numbers do not claim to have been working late at the office. They merely expose a suspicion that has been harbored by many in the bars and bordellos of our nation.Yes, in a deep and sonorous study by the dating site OkCupid, there seems to be no doubt: iPhone owners have more sex than BlackBerry owners and a lot more sex than the worthy, solemn, dedicated purchasers of Android phones.The numbers for women might leave some readers breathless--as they rush to their local Apple store to buy an iPhone. For this analysis of 30-year-olds with smartphones suggested that women with iPhones had an average of 12.3 sexual partners (I am sure the 0.3 knows exactly who he is), while their age-equivalents who had opted to put an Android into their purse scored a mere 6.1. (It was 8.8 for the BlackBerry owners, but some might feel these more businessy types would most likely be having sex while still on their BlackBerrys, so that hardly counts.) (Credit: OkCupid) For men, the disparity was only slightly more narrow, which perhaps merely reflected a proportionate reduction in the width of their minds. Interestingly, though, Android-owning men seem to have exactly the same amount of sex as Android-owning women. This might suggest a mutual focus on more important things. Like reruns of Battlestar Galactica and Benny Hill.OkCupid's calculations also offered that the sexual attraction that seems clearly to be offered by the Apple logo stretches to all ages. Android owners from 18-40 seem to consistently droop into relative sexless oblivion by comparison.Because I know readers are highly intelligent and espouse all smartphones--some being so bold as to have one of each--might I explain how OkCupid concocted its findings.No, let the OkCupid blog explain: "We crossed all kinds of user behaviors with the camera models and found we had data on the number of sexual partners for 9,785 people with smart phones. We dropped what we found into Excel, and voila."Voila, indeed. OkCupid worked out who used what smartphone camera for their profile pictures and then trawled through the data to see who had answered such lovely questionnaires like "The Dating Persona Test" (yes, you are sure to be one of 32 dating personalities) and "The Slut Test" (all you have to do is click the button that reads "I...I can't say no." Really.) (Credit: OkCupid) I wouldn't dream of suggesting that, perhaps, both sexes lie about how many sexual partners they have really had. Most of my female friends tell me they have had four or five, while most of my male friends say they have four or five figures. My research shows, however, that men and women use entirely different numbers when asked the question in alternative situations.There will be those who believe that the iPhone makes them look and feel sexier. Others will claim that only sexy people purchase an iPhone in the first place. These findings might also suggest, though, that Android owners enjoy more stable relationships--you can still have a vast amount of sex with fewer people--while iPhone owners need constant gratification from a new and fleeting sexual partner.However, for those insecure Android owners who don't feel they can easily give back their phones, OkCupid offers some technological suggestions on its blog to at least make themselves appear more attractive in their profile pictures.The site analyzed which cameras bring the best out of what you have. If you want the most alluring profile picture, please use a sophisticated camera. OkCupid's analysis suggested that those who think phone pictures are good enough might not quite understand the laws of physical attraction. (iPhone owners might be exempt from this analysis, as it could be that mere ownership conveys deep allure.)One can only conclude, though, that to be sure of being more attractive and having more sex, you should immediately avail yourself of both an iPhone 4 and a Panasonic Micro 4/3s camera. I know that these two purchases will set you back more than $1,000 for the pair, but surely it has to be worth it.If you don't have sex on a regular, varied, and satisfying basis, what can you possibly talk about at work? Read more: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-20013268-71.html#ixzz1Kv2hKAxR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Haha that is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crb Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 What if the wife and I both have Android phones and only one partner does that quadruple my chances? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 What if the wife and I both have Android phones and only one partner does that quadruple my chances? You are married ... statistically speaking ... you have no sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fusion Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 iPhone using women are sluts. Got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphy Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 I call bull shit on this. I been using an iPhone since 3g dropped, and it has been damn near 2 years for me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 I call bull shit on this. I been using an iPhone since 3g dropped, and it has been damn near 2 years for me that can be quickly fixed... just give me a half hour lead time... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crb Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 You are married ... statistically speaking ... you have no sexDon't let my wife know about the statistics lol! I think I married a nempho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crb Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 I call bull shit on this. I been using an iPhone since 3g dropped, and it has been damn near 2 years for me I don't go 2 weeks lol probably wouldn't go two days most of the time but we drive a truck 5 days a week, but that's okay she makes up for it on our 2 days off !:):):):) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 male iphone users have more sex... with dudes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluezx6r Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 male iphone users have more sex... with dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted April 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 male iphone users have more sex... with dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyco1 Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 C'mon now, sex with the iphone doesn't count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alienpi Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 (edited) What about webOS? Edited April 30, 2011 by alienpi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 I really don't like my stats on this one.Fully agree with Jbot though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty1 Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 I have a Blackberry, and my girl an Android, but together we make up for the low stats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jporter12 Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 male iphone users have more sex... with dudes.The wise one, jbot speaking from experience...Oh wait, he bangs the tailpipe of the sumo every chance he gets, then faps to pics of it later that night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JStump Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 I think it's more of a lifestyle thing, I look at it like this. I have several friends with droids, most of them have either never had sex or at most had sex once BUT it has nothing to do with the phone they have, they have the phone because it's the cheaper alternative to the iPhone. Most of them don't have jobs and live at home, one of them doesn't even have a car and doesnt drive, how are you going to get laid if you don't take girls out? The iPhone on the other hand is usually $200 so people who buy them have a nice income and are able to go out like myself, I don't really worry about pinching pennies cuz I have a nice job and can afford to splurge on things I want. Now I'm not saying people ho have droids are cheap, I'm just saying there are a lot of droids out there that you can buy for like $30 or cheaper which makes them the choice for loners who don't get laid lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked94s10 Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 jbot its funny you say that because there is a gay guy at my work that has a iphone, and so does his boyfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 , I don't really worry about pinching pennies cuz I have a nice job and can afford to splurge on things I want. afford to overpay dramatically for things you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 I think it's more of a lifestyle thing, I look at it like this. I have several friends with droids, most of them have either never had sex or at most had sex once BUT it has nothing to do with the phone they have, they have the phone because it's the cheaper alternative to the iPhone. Most of them don't have jobs and live at home, one of them doesn't even have a car and doesnt drive, how are you going to get laid if you don't take girls out? The iPhone on the other hand is usually $200 so people who buy them have a nice income and are able to go out like myself, I don't really worry about pinching pennies cuz I have a nice job and can afford to splurge on things I want. Now I'm not saying people ho have droids are cheap, I'm just saying there are a lot of droids out there that you can buy for like $30 or cheaper which makes them the choice for loners who don't get laid lol.So what youre saying is, you have a frequent fuckers card at your local whore house. also, mad game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JStump Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Im not saying I'm mad pimpin or anything, but I do well lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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