DTM Brian Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 From another forum that I am on."My X girlfriend has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far.She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probably wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrassed me. So I got an IdeaI went to my closet and grabbed this old bag of marbles. I then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when she shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About twenty in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made alot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.I really do kind of miss her though.bwaaaaahahaaaaahaahaha! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JStump Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Want her back and? Im tired of cleaning my bathroom up when she leaves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottie.harris Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 that was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 OMG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carwhore Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 That's always funny every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drew95gt Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 That's awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jcarlson Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 I think I heard that about five years ago in a bad email chain letter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gridelock Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knicks360 Posted July 4, 2011 Report Share Posted July 4, 2011 Thats great lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Awesome!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beegreenstrings Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 I am in tears.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wht_scorpion Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Oh man that's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat6183 Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Dude thank you for that. I am about to lay down and get ready to go back to work after a 4 day weekend, and I won't be as miserable anymore. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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