redbarron77 Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 Since I work at a University, and we have student workers, I asked a few of the girls what pickup lines they have actually had used on them(or used on their friends):--Halloween night, girl is at the bar in just normal clothes(didn't have a costume like everyone else) and guy approaches her..."What are you dressed up as?""Why don't you guess" she said."You are dressed like you are coming home with me!" was his reply....While she gave him props for the quick response, it certainly didn't work..--Here is one that a girl said actually worked!One girl said her guy friend uses this all the time...and scores repeatedly.If he happens to catch a girl's eye, he'll walk up to her(after a few minutes)"Hey, I noticed you noticing me, and I wanted you to know, I was noticing you back!" Chicks fall for this crap???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siggywiggy Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 hold out your empty hand and say "here, hold this, I'm going for a walk." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siggywiggy Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 i was blinded by your beauty, so i am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. (hasn't worked) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idodishez Posted September 28, 2011 Report Share Posted September 28, 2011 "Nice dress, Wanna' Fuck?"Will result in getting slapped in the face 9 out of 10 times....but for me, those are GREAT odds!I've heard guys talk about using this too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollnhot Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 We're having sex tonight even if your not there. So do yourself a favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyco1 Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 You don't sweat much for a fat chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 Friends at school reported much success with "Do you want a chip?" (Hold bag of chips out) Nothing cheesy or immediately suggestive - but enough to break the ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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