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The Zombie Apocalypse just started.

- The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country).

- Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone.

- Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic.

- Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game.

... - The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you.

Looks like I'm headed to NYC since we have CNBC on at work. :facepalm:

My team is my gf, my mom and the service advisor from Ricart Kia :facepalm: :facepalm:

Vehicle is a mid 2000's Silverado 2500....not bad

Last weapon I used in a video game was an M249....win

First zombie I have to kill is my old roommate....sorry bout your luck bro

My chances? If I feed the other 3 to the zombies as a distraction I'm left with myself, a truck and an M249....I like my odds

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I have to reach London England (Top Gear)

I'm travelling with my friends Ben, Carlin, and my mom.

We don't have a vehicle cause I can't remember when i got honked at last.

We do however have an attack helicopter from Saints Row III

Unfortunately I have to kill my friend Ben.

If you can't follow simple directions, you're as good as dead...:D

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- The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country).

Jay Leno is in LA i think

- Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone.

My brother girlfriend and father

- Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic.

Lucky me. 4 door Cadillac CTSV!!! I gave him a thumbs up.. haha

- Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game.

AK 74 with rapid fire and a suppressor

... - The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you.

A buddy who just got engaged

What are your chances?

Id say pretty good. 89%

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Place i gotta get to: Mickey Mouse Club House

My crew: My brother, guy from work and brother inlaw.

My vehicle: BMX bicycle

Weapon: I have to dance the Zombies to death. (Happy Feet on XBOX)

First kill: The wife

Were Fucked

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Place i gotta get to: Mickey Mouse Club House

My crew: My brother, guy from work and brother inlaw.

My vehicle: BMX bicycle

Weapon: I have to dance the Zombies to death. (Happy Feet on XBOX)

First kill: The wife

Were Fucked

Buy one of the $2300 jackets that Tito, Jackie and Marlon signed and get them all to do the Thriller dance? :confused:

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I have to get to Los Angeles...my team would be my wife (Christina), my best friend (Jason), and my mother-in-law (Carla). My ride would be a COTA bus. My weapon would be a M4A1 with silencer and red dot sight...and a MP9 with silencer as my secondary (from MW3). The first zombie I would have to kill would be a girl that I work with. Chances are pretty good..my wife is more vicious than me..lmao.

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Must reach Charming Cali

Fiancé, dad, and best friend are on my team!

Driving an Audi A4 (while texting...)

My weapon is a red shell :)

My buddy I used to work with :(

Damn good considering my entire posse is all good with many weapons!!

Sent from my iPhone using SIRI

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Ok.... I'll play. Must get to NYC. Team includes VP of finance, Wife, and one of my employees. We'll be driving in the left lane in a slow-ass Saturn armed with a toy story ring thrower. First kill will be the employee who is in the car with me. Too bad. He's a good kid. I'm screwed without real weaponry.

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Buy one of the $2300 jackets that Tito, Jackie and Marlon signed and get them all to do the Thriller dance? :confused:

I would rather lock them all in a barn like on Walking Dead. Then "EVERYBODY CUT FOOTLOOSE!!". Oldschool Kevin Bacon style not the remake crap.:D

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I have to reach Charming, CA

My team would be my wife, daughter, and son

Vehicle: Dodge Ram Quad Cab

Weapon: M4A1 thankfully been playing MW3 the last few days!

First Zombie to Kill is the jerk in Lewis Center that listed an 32gb ipod touch

on craigslist and set up a time to meet me in Columbus at 7pm to buy it. At 5pm I called him to tell him I was on my way to Columbus and he didn't answer his phone. He texted me a few minutes later to say he is now at work and can't meet me. Thanks for wasting my time and gas!!

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