Beegreenstrings Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) and girl who thinks Red Roof Inn is roughing it CraigMy fiance is the same way, she said if this ever happens and it comes down to it... Just shoot her Edited November 18, 2011 by Beegreenstrings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleaveTheGreat Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 The Zombie Apocalypse just started. - The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country). - Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone. - Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic.- Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game. ... - The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you.Looks like I'm headed to NYC since we have CNBC on at work. My team is my gf, my mom and the service advisor from Ricart Kia :facepalm: Vehicle is a mid 2000's Silverado 2500....not badLast weapon I used in a video game was an M249....winFirst zombie I have to kill is my old roommate....sorry bout your luck broMy chances? If I feed the other 3 to the zombies as a distraction I'm left with myself, a truck and an M249....I like my odds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadTrainDriver Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I have to reach London England (Top Gear)I'm travelling with my friends Ben, Carlin, and my mom.We don't have a vehicle cause I can't remember when i got honked at last.We do however have an attack helicopter from Saints Row IIIUnfortunately I have to kill my friend Ben.If you can't follow simple directions, you're as good as dead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Place: Columbus wbns newsTeam: Dad, Brian (kawi kid), FianceCar: newer model altimaWeapon: Ump 45, rapid fire1st Kill: FianceChances: well I'm down a team member, so 75% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadyone Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 - The place you must reach for safety is the location where the last TV show you watched was set (In your own country). Jay Leno is in LA i think- Your team are the last 3 last people who called you on your cellphone. My brother girlfriend and father- Your vehicle is the last vehicle that you honked at in traffic.Lucky me. 4 door Cadillac CTSV!!! I gave him a thumbs up.. haha - Your only weapon is the last weapon you used in a video game.AK 74 with rapid fire and a suppressor ... - The frist zombie you have to kill is the last person who texted you.A buddy who just got engaged What are your chances?Id say pretty good. 89% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20thGix Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Place i gotta get to: Mickey Mouse Club HouseMy crew: My brother, guy from work and brother inlaw.My vehicle: BMX bicycleWeapon: I have to dance the Zombies to death. (Happy Feet on XBOX)First kill: The wifeWere Fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted November 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 Place i gotta get to: Mickey Mouse Club HouseMy crew: My brother, guy from work and brother inlaw.My vehicle: BMX bicycleWeapon: I have to dance the Zombies to death. (Happy Feet on XBOX)First kill: The wifeWere FuckedBuy one of the $2300 jackets that Tito, Jackie and Marlon signed and get them all to do the Thriller dance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drew95gt Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 I have to get to Los Angeles...my team would be my wife (Christina), my best friend (Jason), and my mother-in-law (Carla). My ride would be a COTA bus. My weapon would be a M4A1 with silencer and red dot sight...and a MP9 with silencer as my secondary (from MW3). The first zombie I would have to kill would be a girl that I work with. Chances are pretty good..my wife is more vicious than me..lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanDy Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 Must reach Charming CaliFiancé, dad, and best friend are on my team!Driving an Audi A4 (while texting...)My weapon is a red shell My buddy I used to work with Damn good considering my entire posse is all good with many weapons!!Sent from my iPhone using SIRI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 Ok.... I'll play. Must get to NYC. Team includes VP of finance, Wife, and one of my employees. We'll be driving in the left lane in a slow-ass Saturn armed with a toy story ring thrower. First kill will be the employee who is in the car with me. Too bad. He's a good kid. I'm screwed without real weaponry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20thGix Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 Buy one of the $2300 jackets that Tito, Jackie and Marlon signed and get them all to do the Thriller dance? I would rather lock them all in a barn like on Walking Dead. Then "EVERYBODY CUT FOOTLOOSE!!". Oldschool Kevin Bacon style not the remake crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggO Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 I have to reach Charming, CAMy team would be my wife, daughter, and sonVehicle: Dodge Ram Quad CabWeapon: M4A1 thankfully been playing MW3 the last few days!First Zombie to Kill is the jerk in Lewis Center that listed an 32gb ipod touchon craigslist and set up a time to meet me in Columbus at 7pm to buy it. At 5pm I called him to tell him I was on my way to Columbus and he didn't answer his phone. He texted me a few minutes later to say he is now at work and can't meet me. Thanks for wasting my time and gas!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 Place: Columbus wbns newsTeam: Dad, Brian (kawi kid), FianceCar: newer model altimaWeapon: Ump 45, rapid fire1st Kill: FianceChances: well I'm down a team member, so 75%We are gonna fuck some shit up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fasttuna Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 LOVE this thread! Freekin laughing my a$$ off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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