JonS Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 http://content.usatoday.com/communities/driveon/post/2012/04/man-sues-bmw-for-persistent-erection-after-bike-ride California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a "ridge-like" seat gave him "a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting erection)" that's lasted 20 months and counting.While there have been concerns about narrow "banana" bike seats causing loss of feeling in that area -- for men and women -- this is the first report we've seen of way too much.The product liability lawsuit against BMW and well-known aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific (reported first by Courthouse News Service in California) was filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday by Henry Wolf and his lawyer, Vernon Bradley of Sausalito.The Wolf v. BMW lawsuit alleges that Wolf has continued to suffer the erection problem since the September 2010 ride -- and, as we know from Viagra ads, anything past four hours is a problem.The lawsuit for emotional distress says Wolf is "now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."According to the lawsuit, Wolf wants compensation from BMW and Corbin for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and "general damage." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodyman Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Wow, that is a situation that would be hard to deal with!! LMAO No real pun intended!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblick Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 I have the same issues after I ride the ducati.. I thought it was normal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namtugeoj Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Wow, that is a situation that would be hard to deal with!! LMAO No real pun intended!!!Nope.....Sounds like you intended it. Still funny though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 I wondered when this story would pop up here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namtugeoj Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Not a lot of replies. you people are too stiff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gen3flygirl Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Not a lot of replies. you people are too stiff.Nope just getting limber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphy Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 The lawsuit for emotional distress says Wolf is "now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."I know it has been a long time for me, but would not a 20 month erection make it so he cold engage in sexual activity" any time he wanted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Not a lot of replies. you people are too stiff.Perhaps the nuances of the story are too hard for them to grasp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grapesmuggler27 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Wait for it.......On the other hand I only wish for a 20 min erection. This guy should.consider himself.lucky!!!!!!Wait for it.......REPOST!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 You're all getting on this guy's case without any hard evidence.Don't worry, I'll stick up for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namtugeoj Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 You're all getting on this guy's case without any hard evidence.Don't worry, I'll stick up for him.Oh boy.....No chance of this story going limp any time soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Oh boy.....No chance of this story going limp any time soon.Nope, it has some real staying power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Gives a whole new meaning to "Law Firm". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namtugeoj Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Gives a whole new meaning to "Law Firm".....fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 ....failHow so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarron77 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 I'm surprised his wife isn't filing the lawsuit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namtugeoj Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Law Firm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Law Firm?Lighten up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scruit Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 I'm surprised his wife isn't filing the lawsuit!She could - "Loss of consortium" is the legal term for "can't have sex". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namtugeoj Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Lighten up. wait is that a pun or a jab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonik Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Lighten up. Don't mind them, they are just being hard asses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crf69 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 how is this possible.or am i being fucking obtuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namtugeoj Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 how is this possible.or am i being fucking obtuse.Yup hard to believe the guy maintains his woody after riding. Had to be a long hard ride home. All the way on a banana......seat that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 That guy should hang out with my ex wife. Man, could she kill a boner. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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