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jester3681

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http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2012/oct/25/2/one-two-armed-robbers-arrested-hilltop-crime-spree-ar-1217524/

Wow, robbers on the Hilltop. The crime spree, referred to as "Wednesday" by authorities is the worst string of armed robberies in the area since "Tuesday," as the last spree was referred.

On a bright note, both suspects were identified because the hooker on the side of West Broad Street wasn't quite totally smoked on crack when they came running out of one of the robberies.

Seriously, NBC 4. Seriously. :nono:

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And in other news:

http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2012/10/25/columbus-high-street-crash.html

Titled: "Crash Forces Vehicle Into Body Shop, 1 Injured" so I think, shit 10TV, now you're no better than those assmonkeys at Channel 4. Then I read on:

The crash caused the car to hit the Fine Line Auto Body North along High Street. Several cars parked at the body shop were also damaged.

The crash LITERALLY forced the vehicle INTO a body shop. Nice play on words. Well done, unnamed staff reporter. Well done. Now get Karina Nova a coffee. And get me her number. RAWR!

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