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Proof:

I bought a snowblower a couple years back. It hasn't snowed enough to use it since.

I buy a new lawnmower. Grass decimated by the heat and lack of rain.

I bought Blue Jackets season tickets for the first time. NHL season basically canceled.

I'm sure there are more, just can't think of them right now.

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Proof:

I bought a snowblower a couple years back. It hasn't snowed enough to use it since.

I buy a new lawnmower. Grass decimated by the heat and lack of rain.

I bought Blue Jackets season tickets for the first time. NHL season basically canceled.

I'm sure there are more, just can't think of them right now.

A few years ago I spent $1200 on a plow system for my ATV (not to mention the $7k for the ATV) and I've been able to use it all of twice. Hell, the one time I even plowed my street just to get some more use out of it.

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Proof:

I bought Blue Jackets season tickets for the first time. NHL season basically canceled.

Fix this or risk a swift kick to your nether regions when next we meet and stop fucking with the snow. If i can't have hockey, i need my snowmobiling this winter.

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I also bought improved tires. Now expecting not to need them.

I had a snow blower, right after a storm, and it didn't snow for years.

Got rid of the snow blower, and it snowed again.

It must be in the fine print that no one ever reads.

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Proof:

I bought a snowblower a couple years back. It hasn't snowed enough to use it since.

I buy a new lawnmower. Grass decimated by the heat and lack of rain.

I bought Blue Jackets season tickets for the first time. NHL season basically canceled.

I'm sure there are more, just can't think of them right now.

Well why the fuck didn't you buy tickets to an Obama rally?

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