Casper Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 I have two sets of two tickets to give away for the IMS show in Cleveland. The show is January 25-27.www.motorcycleshows.comJust post up in this thread. This one isn't random like others have been. This one is about entertaining me while I work mega-overtime. Winners will be picked tomorrow (Saturday) night, so I can get the tickets in the mail and to you before the show. Just that easy.Okay, start posting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?Gee, we really do taste like chicken! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?Ask your mom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2talltim Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 i dont need the tickets but enjoy...http://www.ebaumsworld.com/games/play/228349/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Z. Heimer Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 (edited) Oh Lassie !!!!! Uhhhhh. Never mind. Lassie was a Dude:mastur:http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1c6_1358457087 Edited January 18, 2013 by Al Z. Heimer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 http://mistupid.com/games/sunbathing101.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn-e-rot Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?Because the "P" is silent 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 http://www.miniclip.com/games/zombie-situation/en/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 these both have cool things to check out and go investigate:http://www.illicitohio.com/http://www.forgottenoh.com/page1.htmlnetflix news: http://instantwatcher.com/great reads on BBQ: http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/index.php 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Why don't old ladies ever have sex?Ever try to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 I don't need the tickets either because I will be doing my IMS in Indy in Feb with the beautiful and talented CBRGirl!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 This is for the midget....What do women and spaghetti have in common?They both squirm when you eat them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 This is for the midget....What do women and spaghetti have in common?They both squirm when you eat them.I eat massive amounts of "spaghetti" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 I also don't need the tickets, but...What's an OBGYN and a pizza delivery boy have in common....They both can smell it, but they can't eat it.Sent via mobile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dying Shadow Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 "I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzer Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohiomike Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Throw my name in the ring please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzer Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 http://www.earslap.com/projectslab/otomata Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohiomike Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 "I don't mind coming to work. But this 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Copeland Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 I love to get these,but must say R1 and his jokes are cracking me up ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r1crusher Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Why does MidgetTodd laugh when he plays soccer?The grass tickles his balls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Why does MidgetTodd laugh when he plays soccer?The grass tickles his balls.Bullshit!I'm far too lazy to play soccer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 Why does MidgetTodd laugh when he plays soccer?The grass tickles his balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigd Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share Posted January 19, 2013 I'd climb the walls for these things... GIFSoup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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