cOoTeR Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 I thought this was funny when I saw it on Facebook.Best Ever Layoff LetterDear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.~tw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 May not be real, but that is one hell of a layoff note for the ignorant employees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuikAccord Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Haha nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cOoTeR Posted January 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Yeah I doubt its real. If it was I'm sure they could find some way to sue either discrimination or retaliation claims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Haha, the state house does it every time the administration changes parties.Throw them all out and start over.Discrimination by political affiliation isn't on the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollnhot Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Sounds fair to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cOoTeR Posted January 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Title 18, U.S.C., Section 245 Federally Protected Activities 1) This statute prohibits willful injury, intimidation, or interference, or attempt to do so, by force or threat of force of any person or class of persons because of their activity as:a) A voter, or person qualifying to vote...;b) a participant in any benefit, service, privilege, program, facility, or activity provided or administered by the United States;c) an applicant for federal employment or an employee by the federal government;d) a juror or prospective juror in federal court; ande) a participant in any program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance.2) Prohibits willful injury, intimidation, or interference or attempt to do so, by force or threat of force of any person because of race, color, religion, or national origin and because of his/her activity as:a) A student or applicant for admission to any public school or public college;b) a participant in any benefit, service, privilege, program, facility, or activity provided or administered by a state or local government;c) an applicant for private or state employment, private or state employee; a member or applicant for membership in any labor organization or hiring hall; or an applicant for employment through any employment agency, labor organization or hiring hall;d) a juror or prospective juror in state court;e) a traveler or user of any facility of interstate commerce or common carrier; orf) a patron of any public accommodation, including hotels, motels, restaurants, lunchrooms, bars, gas stations, theaters...or any other establishment which serves the public and which is principally engaged in selling food or beverages for consumption on the premises.3) Prohibits interference by force or threat of force against any person because he/she is or has been, or in order to intimidate such person or any other person or class of persons from participating or affording others the opportunity or protection to so participate, or lawfully aiding or encouraging other persons to participate in any of the benefits or activities listed in items (1) and (2), above without discrimination as to race, color, religion, or national origin.Punishment varies from a fine or imprisonment of up to one year, or both, and if bodily injury results or if such acts include the use, attempted use, or threatened use of a dangerous weapon, explosives, or fire shall be fined or imprisoned up to ten years or both, and if death results or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, shall be subject to imprisonment for any term of years or for life or may be sentenced to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motozachl Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Wish this was real. impeach obama 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDBGoalie Posted January 22, 2013 Report Share Posted January 22, 2013 Hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbluebird Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 first thing i would have done is find the cars of the other 20 people i hated at work and upgraded their cars political views win win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad324 Posted January 23, 2013 Report Share Posted January 23, 2013 I would do the same here but lucky enough I work for a small company and we only have 1 liberal in this crowd but even she preferred to not vote as opposed to voting for more negative change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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