shittygsxr Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Today a coworker and I came up with a one point plan to end crime. Government provided air conditioners! Please discuss, I believe this to be a foolproof plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 you proposing we drop them out of a second story window onto approaching crooks? ***edit: Shitty, it's time to update your copyright notice again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted January 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 you proposing we drop them out of a second story window onto approaching crooks? ***edit: Shitty, it's time to update your copyright notice again...If you look at the strong correlation between crime and temperature, we can conclude that controlling microclimates(residential units) people would just sit in their house rather than go outside and get in trouble. Hopefully I can get grant money and use this for my graduate thesis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWing'R Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 If you look at the strong correlation between crime and temperature, we can conclude that controlling microclimates(residential units) people would just sit in their house rather than go outside and get in trouble. Hopefully I can get grant money and use this for my graduate thesisMake sense to me. But who's gonna pay their electric bill?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted January 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Make sense to me. But who's gonna pay their electric bill??That is part of the cost analysis it's all gray when you talk about public finance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblosser Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 Dear Leader will conjure up the funds to pay for it, i'm sure.i like my use of the a/c units better - two birds, one stone, er, a/c unit.still need to update your copyright notice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReconRat Posted January 24, 2013 Report Share Posted January 24, 2013 It's the humidity...Actually, Phoenix planted green parks all over the city to reduce violence and crime.It actually worked. It lowered the street level temperature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Gun control! Get rid of all guns!Obama will save us all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownsfan1 Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 That's a cool plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-bus Posted January 26, 2013 Report Share Posted January 26, 2013 Those of us who pay for AC from, well.... working, should have to pay our fair share to provide AC for those who may be unfortunate enough to be afflicted with criminal tendencies.Sarcasm aside, I'm sure there is a great correlation. My wife and joke the first warm night of every year....."welcome to Baghdad". You can hear the gunshots all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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