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that's right, I get rug burn on my tongue from all the carpet munching I do. You're just jealous thanks for my first neg rep ass

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? -Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? -A battery has a positive side. Why do women fake orgasms ? -Because they think men care. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? -Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? -Made her chain too long Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? -Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? -It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. Why do men pass gas more than women? -Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? -The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. -It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? -They want to.

We added a new rescue to our family that we picked up just over a week ago so I decided to get some pics of our littlest family members today. 1. Percy our newest rescue. 2. Percy 3. Jake 4. Jake 5. Ciara sad it wasn't her turn yet. 6. Ciara There's not a ton more, but the rest can be found here: http://www.jeremiblurton.com/Pets/Our-Pups/16859722_MZ8mWb

That big eared bastard is taking credit!

Thank you to the men and women in our military that have busted there ass. Obama better not get any credit for this though because he did not want anything to do with being over there....Interesting that this occurs just as Obama's approval rating is as low as it has ever been...

Why don't you take a break from being a D- bag for a few hours and let everyone enjoy this...

I hear Trump is asking a death certificate

I heard he's getting a blow job. Fuck, I'd show up with my shirt un=tucked and a beer in my hand.

They require zero grammar courses for a Law Degree do they.

no thanks, liability only... insurance is the biggest scam running.

Maybe, pm sent If I had a seasoned catcher it would help prevent wild pitches...

I call my gf the wife. again you didn't have to point nikki out. Didn't recognize her, and when I saw her nothing came to mind so obviously she wasn't shit to me. And on the life scale, I'd say I'm winning. Let's check out your track record, you drive a supra that is as beat dick of car on Cr. -1 pt, you hang of with Martin -2 PTs. You and your bm look like you just got of the meth express train -2 points. You find a babysitter for your kid so you can troll around spraying the freeway with smoke and think it's cool -4 points. Your doing a bang up job so far, shall I continue? Naw let's hop to the next subject You read a qoute from somones sig and think you know the story. Let me break down the cliff notes cause i know your slow and need pop ups to understand.... Had an lt1, spent too much money trying to keep up, relized it was a dumbass move sold it. Raced Paul and lost, funny part was the car was pretty much sold by then anyways, what you didn't know is that Paul wouldn't run me from a dig. But that's neither here nor there. As for my racquetball I love how it keeps getting brought up in a manner that I should be ashamed of it. Yes I play, I'm good, and in my own little tiny community of racquetball I'm kind of the shit. What do you do that's nationally recognized, minus being a complete failure? When your parents talk about you, do they smile or sigh? When your baby's mama introduces you to people does she point at you and say that's him? Or does she walk you up and introduce you with hand shakes? When your son says dad, does he smack his fore head in disappointment or hold his arms out? No need to reply I already know cause when you pointed your boo out last nite she tried to hide behind someone else. In essence she was saying, omg I failed at life by attaching myself to this guy and people will know that I actually had physical interaction with this herpe walking fuckstick named Aj. I'm just saying

I will never have another windows product in my house. am diggin the new mac I got and much prefer the ps3 to 360.

I think NN was drunk or high and didn't get the humor, he neg repped me too lol

Negative Rep for that? Genfly is very cool with a great sense of humor! I saw the humor in her comment. It was all in fun.

Has any one told you that you're gay lately because you are

creative? no offense to OP but all he did was got close to an emblem and hit a button.....

Haha just saw you guys got all mad. Thats cute.

That bitch is taking full credit