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that was the worst flying carpet drifting i have ever seen.

Eva Kerekésová from a movie called Muži v naději it is a czech movie. you tube link to the trailer (which is where the gif is from) there, i put in my 1 helpful post for the year. the rest from here on will all be non-helpful tentacle jokes.

The only racing that Madcat is doing is to Home Depot and Bed, Bath, and Beyond for a "pretty nice little Saturday."

No news source/media is free of wrong information and or tampering with the story "Zimmerman case ring a bell"? And as I have said before, this country is fucked up and it is just gonna get worse. Good hard working law abiding American born and raised citizens are becoming victims and scapegoats for many of the shitheads coming into this country. This is now the Divided States of America, we are losing the country to foreigners and scum of the earth lawyers. How many defense lawyers do you honestly think give a shit about principles and honor.......they just wanna get paid!!! Close the damn borders down, we need no more people coming into this country and staying, if they are not productive and respectful to this country. Hell.....do we honestly need anymore people coming into this country PERIOD? Do away with minorities, what the hell is a minority now anyways? "In the United States, the term majority refers to a group that is larger in population size and controls economic, political, and social resources. Given the shift of people of color growing in size that trends indicate will make them a majority, some argue that Caucasian-Americans should no longer be considered the majority".

Does anyone know anything about these, mine has sprung a leak. I'm in the process of trying to sell my bike so I really can't afford to shell out more money on a repair so I guess my question is... IS this a hard thing to fix? How much would you knock off your asking price if you were to sell a bike with a leak here? This sucks big time after having paid to have some other leaks elsewhere fixed, I just wish it could have all been done at once but no LOL this one had to wait to start leaking now! grr....

really, does any loser buy those pills? do they actually think this pill will turn their Vienna Sausage into a hot dog, or maybe a bratwurst, and if they eat enough of 'em, a fuckin' kielbasa? how about instead of 'penis enlargement' pills, you offer up some 'vagina shrinking' pills instead?

I agree, I think he's talking about the roads and what not if you listen to it in context, but the rest of the speech IS about how you didn't build your business. That and the almost mocking tone he takes toward anyone who thinks they are successful because they're smarter and harder working than anyone else is what I think is more damning. Notice all of his examples of people/things that helped you succeed are from the government? He basically says, "You're not successful because you're smart (crowd applause!), you're not successful because you work really hard (crowd applause!), you're successful because the government made you that way. We gave you a teacher, a road, a bridge, the internet, it's the government that made your success, not your ideas or hard work."That's what people should really be infuriated about.

I bet he doesn't do that shit again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdhi_HeaWBc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

1. Looks easy to fix. 2. I wouldn't knock anything off the price unless it's dripping on the floor. It's almost 20 years old. 3. Does the leak taste like hot, mild or fire?

Mine usually clears up after a few hours, longer if I've been drinking before going to Taco Bell. oh, tachometer? Not sure I can help you there bub, sorry. Enjoy some snark, though.

I dont need pills. As my ex states I am a big dick.

You must be buying things like my husband then... you know everything HAS to be Triumph wether it's quality or not, it's the name

Worked for me, Tripod Todd.

At first when you started ranting I thought,"Wow, this guy must be jealous of well hung individuals such as myself and hates that he has a small penis." Then you wished vaginas would shrink and THAT is when I knew you really DO have a small penis! COME AT ME BRO!

They get 90% of my business because they always have what I am looking for,and I would much rather drive 15min then wait 1-2 weeks for my stuff by online order.

Hooraaaay! Glad you found what you wanted.

+1 on the Ibanez Sr series, I had one, played awesome. I'd go for a better amp tho, 15 watts is gonna sound like ass imho. Bring an experienced musician, preferably a bassist with you to check your prospective instrument over, look for buzzing frets, loose tuning keys, make sure the action is good...

I could teach you for free if you were closer. Sold my bass last year for track funds though. Sort of wish I hadn't now... BUY USED. That's all you really need to know about equipment. Intro level basses are under $200 new, and most brands seem to have an intro brand. I.e. Fender sells "Squire" basses that look like a fender precision, but with cheaper wood and electronics. Look for a nice used Ibanez SR series, or a Precision copy ("P-bass") by any of the major brands. Those should be $80-$150 used. Obviously music stores will charge you a premium, even on used stuff, but they will also generally set them up with new strings and set the bridge height, etc. probably worth it or a newb. Get a 15 watt practice amp, and a 15' cable, and you're good. I would avoid 5-string basses and active electronics for a first bass.

One of the most honests, trust worthy guys I have met on here...would not think twice about buying something from Gump!!

Its a lot worse than it used to be and its the politically correct pussies that feel the need to kiss the ass of every non-american citizen or free loading welfare rat that got us to this point. Somethings gotta give soon or the dam is gonna break.

Ray, you suck at life and should grow some balls and ride a new fucking track you pussy!

I'm Big Chief201 and I support this message.

man up?

I remember the battery being stolen out of our Chevy panel truck once, when I was a child... My Dad replaced the battery and puttied a couple of razor blades--either side of the hood latch. A couple of weeks later, or so, it 'looked' like someone tried it again, but left without the battery.

But the tiger is made by frumpy UK mates that know more about tea and crumpets than finely tuned motorbikes

If you look REAAAL hard you can see a construction sign

Am I too late?

from http://www.slightlywarped.com/jokes/jokes/incredibly_offensive_jokes.htm Incredibly Offensive Jokes Just... don't read these, okay? If you do read them, don't fucking complain. How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None... he fell. What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through. What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race. I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!" "Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?" "See? Nobody cares about zee Jews." A white woman and a black man are dancing at a club, and after a while things start to get hot and heavy. After some heavy kissing and petting, the woman makes the suggestion that they return to her apartment for the night. When the couple arrives at the woman's apartment, they begin passionately kissing and undressing each other, preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant sex with each other. However, the white woman, curious as she was, asked the black guy as he was taking off his pants, "before you take them off....is it true what they say about black guys?" With a suave yet sinister look, he looked into her eyes and said "baby, of course." He then proceeded to stab her and ran out with her purse. What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don't cry when I'm cutting up the hooker. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose. What's a Jew's biggest dilemma? Free ham. What do Jewish pedophiles say? "Hey kid, want to buy some candy?" What's the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. Three pregnant women are sitting in a doctors waiting room knitting. Mom 1 checks her watch and takes a pill "Vitamin C, good for mom, good for baby." Mom 2 takes a pill and says, "Vitamin A, good for mom, good for baby." Mom 3 takes a pill and says, "Thalidomide...I can't knit sleeves." I would tell a Casey Anthony joke, but my mom would kill me... What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13. So I was balls deep in this guy thrusting as hard as I could when I reached around to give him a hand job. Guess what? That fucker had an erection. What. A. Queer. The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in. A man walks past girl with no arms or legs sitting by a pool. The girl says to the man, "Excuse me sir, I've never been fucked and in my condition no one would want to fuck me. Will you please fuck me?" So the man kicks her into the pool and says, "There, you're fucked." A guy called into work and says, "Hey, boss! What's the difference between work and your daughter?" ... "I'm not coming into work this morning!" God gave women yeast infections so that they would know what it was like living with an irritating cunt for once. What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's pussy? Sucking out thirteen of them and realizing you only put in a dozen. What does a baby look like after a minute in the microwave? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate. A baby seal walked into a club... I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!" Kinky bitch. Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes. Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old. What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You just KNOW she'll swallow. I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special. What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady? Depends... Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today. Little Johnny is staying at his grandmother's house for the weekend with his parents. He walks into their room in the middle of the night and wakes his mother. His mother says "What is it Johnny?". Little Johnny says "Grandma has a shrimpy"! His mother looks at him puzzled. "She has a WHAT?" Johnny says "A Shrimpy!" His mother has no idea what little Johnny is talking about. His mother says "Come show me what you're talking about". Little Johnny leads his mother downstairs where his 85 year old grandmother is lying sprawled out on the sofa in her night-gown. Her gown is wide open and so are her legs. She is sound asleep. Johnny says to his mother "Look mommy, Grandma has a shrimpy". He points to her vaginHis mother laughs. "No, no, Johnny, that's not a shrimpy. That's her vagina". Little Johnny looks up at his mother and says "Wow! Sure does taste like shrimpy". What's the difference between jam and jelly? I don't jelly my cock down a bitches throat. How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake. How are children like cellphones? If you've lost one and haven't found it in a couple days, chances are it's probably dead. What's the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina? Retarded things only come out of her vagina SOME of the time. What's the best part about raping a baby? It makes your dick look HUGE! What's the best part about raping a four year old boy? Watching him cry on the witness stand. How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I don't know... I can't tell time with an erection. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a poodle? A dead poodle with an 18 inch wide asshole. Why does it take longer for a woman to orgasm than a man? Who cares? What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. What do you call four klansman pushing a pickup truck? White power. What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist asshole! What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby? You can't fuck a rock. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... you already told her twice. Why do black men cry during sex? Mace. What's the difference between a black guy and Batman? A black guy can't go out at night without Robin. How many white guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The number doesn't matter because the white man will screw anything. What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations. What do you call a white guy surrounded by five black guys? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by eleven black guys? Football coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by hundreds of black guys? Warden. What does a tampon and a white woman have in common? They're both stuck up cunts. How do you swat 200 flies at one time? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. What is a redneck virgin? A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers. Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh! What is the most positive thing in harlem? HIV. Why do Jewish girls like to fuck doggy style? They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time. Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? One stops sucking when you slap it. What's the difference between a British man and his girlfriend? His girlfriend has a higher sperm count. Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949. How do you know if a Chinese person robbs your house? Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway. What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity? Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes. In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common? Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer. Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away. What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns Two (insert favorite ethnic group here) jump off the top of a very tall building. Which one his the ground first? Who gives a fuck? What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job? You know she'll swallow. Why did the redneck cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken. What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese. How do you kill 100 Mexicans? Blow up their van. What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool? Cinco What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim. What did the little black boy say when he got diarrhea? I'm melting! What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk. What did the little Mexican boy get for Christmas? My bike. How many house wives does it take to screw in a light bulb? None! what the Fuck they doing out of the kitchen!? How do you blindfold a chinese person? Dental floss. What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven! What did Adolf Hitler get his neice for her birthday? An easy bake oven. What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish. What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? Ethiopian Why don't Puerto Ricans have check books? Because it's impossible to sign your name that small with spray paint. How do you know when a redneck has her period? She's only wearing one sock. How did the Grand Canyon get there? Two Jews dropped a quarter down a gopher hole. How do you kill a redneck? Wait 'till he fucks his sister then cut the brakes on his house.

Gen's first pacifier...........

I know this wont count, not in someones yard (I looked for about 45 min and couldn't find anything... so to Lowe's it was!!!) Uploaded with ImageShack.us

Here is your ethnic restaurant. Up next a lawn mower, riding or push type for sale in somebody's yard.

That you like big penises?

So for those of you actually "researching" and not just flipping on RushFoxBeck, the budget that garnered him attention for being a budget guru is a mess: We spend 12% of GDP on discretionary spending now, his proposal shrinks that to 3%. Coolidge was the last president to see that kind of discretionary spending level. Defense spending alone was 4.7% in 2009. He is going to do this without causing an austerity panic like Europe by cutting unspecified loopholes in the tax code... all while somehow garnering 8% annual growth and maintaining 2% unemployment. His budget is an absolute fantasy that will eliminate a significant portion of revenue inputs while promising that the rest will fall into place "sometime in the next 30 years". Bush was the last president to do that with "temporary" tax cuts over a decade ago, how did that work out? Meanwhile, he supports so called "personhood" amendments that would define a clump of cells in your wife's uterus as a person with full rights and benefits. IVF could not be squared by the personhood definition and those subjected to rape, retarded/deformed or non-viable fetuses would be forced to carry them to term. Government so small it can fit in a uterus. I get not being able to square your values to those of the democratic party, but contorting yourselves to vote against your own self interests as a result of some dodgy ideology is just sad.